Not quite that bad!!
Ds decided he wanted to go to the loo, so I got out with him and went back to the changing rooms where I discovered I had blood running down my legs. I sent ds back to the pool to tell my mum to get the others out and come back to the changing room. I stayed locked in a toilet with a red pool collecting around my feet. When they eventually came back, they had forgotten the towels so my mum sent ds1 and dd1 back to get them from my step dad.
When they had been gone a little while, mum went to see where they were and they had decided to swim back to my sd. Neither of them can swim, although they did have arm bands on and I was completely horrified they went in the pool on their own.
Once I had done the necessary in the loo, I decided I better go in the shower (i had cleaned myself up btw), only for another gush to come out in the shower. I was completely humiliated and can't imagine I will ever get in a pool again.
Just to complete my great day, I fell off a bouncy thing in the kids playground and hurt my leg. 