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[Alameda]

please please I beg on my knees

never ever fed up, you are very nice to be so helpful

one day I might actually remember the tu/lei thing too

It is a nuisance, this tu/lei thing, lets be clear!

ciao annunziata :)

allora, ho preparato mio speechio Thing per class prossimo settimana (in which you say blah blah I have been walking the dog and decorating the spare room and reading la repubblica but she did say 'make something up') so ieri I am with una persona famosa, il commissario montalbano! and c'e una problema con l'aria condizionata and e troppo caldo e how do I say 'so he took all his clothes off'? (I will mime the rest)

'Alora, lui spogliati' mi penso...

What are you going to mime

grazie! Ummm not sure but it will probably involve the pelvis?

I won't really mime, will just go for a swim in the sea and he can make me some risotto or something

Haha

Se Montalbano cucina frutti del mari, tu mangia?

certo!

unless is bogamari or neonatal octopus dumplings

then you should eat it all the time, and just imagine he is sitting opposite you!

Mi piace ensalada di pulpo. E pasta bogamari, they are chopped up anyway!

that is truly a brilliant idea - actually have a 'friend' who looks just like him

but in my speech thing I think we will just have pasta and broccoli

Con anchovi? Pasta e broccoli bunissismo.

Grazie, la piccola si chiama Lilly.

È arrivata il giorno prima della bloody stressful festa di compleanno di mio figlio.

E ovviamente the crazy English cat lady era la prima scelta per scaricarla. Un bloody mese di allattamento con biberon. Giorno e notte.

I luff her. She luffs my son. La vita non è sempre giusta.

ooooooh! teeny tiny kitty! what happened to the rest of the litter?

oh she is adorable! I love black and white cats, ho tre (tutti ummmm bimbi? ragazzi?)

Molto beddu! Io chiediglu DH if I could have a gatti or bambino... Lui sento di svenire!

e me ha diri vaffanculo

I think my post is wrong- he told me to fuck off...

lui me diri vaffanculo? Lui dirime?

what happened to the rest of the litter?

Non ci sappiamo, c'era solo lei

Per me sono bimbi pelosi, io ho otto (includendo Lilly) bimbi feline, quattro bimbi canine and one bastard vampire rabbit who is NOT my baby.

Who told you to fuck off !?

What did I miss ?

My DH, I asked him if I could have a baby or a cat :)

give the rabbit to Franca, it actually sounded quite tasty once I bothered to read it properly!

Okay... lei me ha detto che vaffanculo! I think. Ruins the bloody joke!

Ciao alameda, comu stai?

bene grazie, tu? am getting molto excited about going to Sicily with or without figlia number 3 - wish could take mei (trying to remember correct articolo indeterminativo) gli ? cavalli though