new new child modelling thread

[lanismum]

here we go again ladies

she hasn't got enough make up on, and hair needs 'teasing' a little more..

misdee, how's your lo's??

funny allie

Yeah, I thought she needed more in the way of make-up, and perhaps a tan, little girls just look sooooo gorgeous with a real tan don't they? I might put streaks in her hair too.

Yes Misdee, this is for the gorgeous, captivating Morty!

Bonne Anniversaire Twiglett!

va te faire foutre rhubarb

only prob with that is they get bored on the sun beds, and they're not tall enough for the stand up ones.. is it your birthday today?

fermez le gros cul! ha ha!

I give mine a little sleeping pill just beforehand so she doesn't wriggle or get bored. Works a treat!

got the shut your big bit but wasn't sure about "cul"
Now I get it.. Oh, not modelling related.. smack alliep's hand. Keep entertaining me, I'm at work and it's boring

*1 cul Noun, masculine (a) (quite Vulg) arse (quite Vulg), bum (Slang), backside (Slang); donner un coup de pied au ~ à qn to give sb a kick up the arse; "bouge-toi le ~!" "shift your arse!"; "mon ~!" "my arse!"; tu peux te le foutre au ~ you can stick it up your arse; avoir du ~ to be a jammy bastard (quite Vulg); avoir le feu au ~ to be gagging for it (Vulg); être sur le ~ to be knackered (Slang)
(b) (Slang) bottom (of a glass, bottle); faire ~ sec to down it in one (very Infml); "~ sec!" "bottoms up!" (very Infml), "down in one!" (very Infml)
(c) (Vulg) le ~ sex (neutral), shagging (quite Vulg); de ~ porno (Slang), porn (Slang) magazine, film; film de ~ porno (film) (Slang), porn movie (Slang); histoire de ~ dirty joke (neutral); histoires de ~ stories about one's sexual exploits (Infml)

2 cul Adjective, invariable (a) (Slang) il est ~, ce mec he's a right twat (Slang) (or) twerp (Infml)*

I'm going to get the sack off of here...sorry all!

You are naughty [Grin] ... go back to your smear crusade Twigg !!

we always like our new threads to be started with some hijacking.. it helps us to "keep it real"

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I have none!

don't know love.. did you have a good day?

rhubarb have you disowned morty since she got binned off the calpol competition.. if they can't perform they're no use

sorry - don't have the time to read all the threads .... but why the pi$$taking ?

i'm usually on here talking about modelling.. but I can have a laugh too... there's a great picture of a child beauty queen further down.. it all started from there.. not really that exciting i'm afraid crystal..!!!!

evening all great start as usual

Yeah, I know what you mean! I come on here to get fashion tips and advice for my dd, Morty, and all these lot do is take the piss! Unforgiveable really!

you are naughty but you do make me laugh!

Cyan. Are you a bit more chilled now? When's Charlie's cabbage job?

evening all fantastic start to the thread

hope everyones ok?