HEEEEEEELLLLPPPP - I need to find an embarassing Celebrity Crush!!!!

[crunchie]

Daft Question, but I need to come up with a name for an embarrassing celeb crush and I can't. The only one I can think of is Darius And he's not embarassing enough apparently

My magazine TVHITS (Teen pop music mag) needs a silly fact next to my name, so please help me. Other people have bagged Michael Barrymore, Skinner & Badiel, random cartoon characters etc, BUT it has to be someone that teenagers have heard of - so not members if Duran Duran etc

The Krankies ??

Crunchie, I normally lurk but could not resist this - how about Simon Cowell?

Rik Waller?

dick and dom

(or do teens really fancy them?)

louis from x factor

Michael Jackson. He was my teen crush, and I am very embarrassed about that.

Louis Walsh

Prince Charles
Les Dennis

Simon Cowell
Tony Blair
Ian Beale from Eastenders

Peter Andre.

PMSL at Rik Waller

How about Wayne Rooney?

Micky's dad in Eastenders.

Ashley in Coronation St.

Paul Burrell

Chris Evans
Ozzy Osbourne
John Leslie

Enrique Iglesias
Michael Ball
Aled Jones

Message withdrawn

Neil Hamilton
Charles Kennedy
Ken Livingstone
Darren Day
Wayne Hemingway
Ken Dodd

Dr. Fox
Chris Tarrant

Any of the saddos from Big Brother?

gareth gates
will young
will mellor
that little oik from that stupid group who's name I can't remember but there was about 20 of them and he went on Big Brother - Kenzie or something
Max and Paddy (either of them)
Phil Jupitas
mark lamarr

How long has your mag been running? I swear I used to read it!!!

Vic Reaves

Eddie Izzard

Parkinson

Terry Wogan

Vanessa Felz

Chico - X Factor

shane mcgowan (lol)

am I alone in thinking some of these others not too bad?! lol
apart from Mickey's Dad obv. Though, then again, he's quite caring ...