HEEEEEEELLLLPPPP - I need to find an embarassing Celebrity Crush!!!!

[crunchie]

Daft Question, but I need to come up with a name for an embarrassing celeb crush and I can't. The only one I can think of is Darius And he's not embarassing enough apparently

My magazine TVHITS (Teen pop music mag) needs a silly fact next to my name, so please help me. Other people have bagged Michael Barrymore, Skinner & Badiel, random cartoon characters etc, BUT it has to be someone that teenagers have heard of - so not members if Duran Duran etc

Teenagers would know Shane McGowan? dunno

no, probably not.

David Dickenson (lol even more)

Erm, who's Shane Mcgowan?

hey baby, what's your sign?

big bad shane mcgowan ... lead singer of the pogues.

great music but he's a complete wreck.

there you go ....!
My p is often told he looks like DD in fact ds shouted Daddy at the telly during the appropriate commercial break. He also said same to Gordon Brown.
So maybe my standards are a bit loose ..
Vanessa, though ... g'wan, you know you want to ..

... for all you peasants who don't know who shane mcgowan is... he's that guy to co-sang that christmas song '..and the bells rang out on christmas eve (or day or sommit like that).." with Kirsty McCall.

Oh yes, I know who he is. Didn't know his name though.

I bet he's a beautiful person deep down.

i've said it before and i'll say it again... i want Trinny from 'what not to wear'.

my friend used to threaten dd if she didn't clean her teeth she'd look like him ...
great music tho, agree loved the pogues

OK thanks all gone with SImon Cowell - some of the others were too awful to think about. Will young however is a huge crush of someone who works on the mag, as is Gareth !!

OK thanks all gone with SImon Cowell - some of the others were too awful to think about. Will young however is a huge crush of someone who works on the mag, as is Gareth !!

thanks Crunchie that was fun.

I'd do Simon Cowell too crunchie

people used to scream when I said Angus Deayton
now its Derren Brown.
Will Young is gorgeous, aside from being gay and even given that he is totally crush worthy
but as you can see from the earlier crushes, I'm safer locked away...

Simon Cowell? - I don't understand this at all. the guys a grease-ball. is it the money? the power?... and what the hell is going on with that hair. you can't tell me he actually pays someone to cut it like that. his mum must still cut it for him.

Who's Derren is he 'look into my eyes not around my eyes' chap from Little Britain?
Simon just looks so ... repressed ...

Makes my crush on Michael Portillo seem almost sensible. Quite like Jeremy Paxman too.

Micheal Portillo is gay. I agree though he is quite tasty.

You can have mine - Gordon Ramsay.

It's called Fairytale of New York, DaddyG...

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

Sooty

Jordan.

Gordon the Gopher

Michael Bolton