Webchat with the Muppets: Miss Piggy and Kermit answer your questions (watch the video)

[RachelMumsnet]

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight...
Well, actually on MONDAY 24 March. To celebrate the release of their new movie, Muppets Most Wanted on March 28, Mumsnet has been invited to put YOUR questions to our favourite pig n frog combo, Miss Piggy and Kermit. We'll film the interview and put it up on the site next week. So here you go folks - post 'em up ...

It's time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Mumsnet Muppet Show!

Watch the full interview here.

DD would like to know Miss Piggy, where do you get your glamourous clothes? She says that they are "totes amazeballs" :) xxx

My question is for Kermit. Do you ever yearn to get back to the simple life in the swamp?

Miss Piggy, I am sure you will appreciate the predicament of being the mother of two impressionable young girls. Could you in your wisdom impart the best advice for ensuring they grow up, well, following in your trotters?

Miss Piggy, you have been an enormous influence on my life, and I am a huge admirer of yours.

You have such a fantastic sense of glamour and style. Is there ever a time, when a lady like you, should go for comfort over beauty?

Miss PIggy - have you , or would you ever own a onesie?

OR have you ever twerked?

My son who is 17 and is profoundly deaf and has Aspergers could give Animal a run for his money on the drums. He is OBSESSED with The Muppets and Sesame Street and wants to know if you will make a movie together? Also if you are going tour any time soon so he can come and watch you all!!!

Yay! I have also been watching you both since her childhood (my parents had to buy another VHS of the first movie as I used to watch it so much)

Kermit, is Robin ever going to appear in any of the movies or has he given up show business, if so what is he now doing? I ask because our 3 month old son was partly named after him due to being nicknamed Tadpole before he was born. I would love to be able to tell him when he is older what his namesake now does.

Piggy, thank you for presenting young girls with a strong female character when I was growing up (still not convinced by pink though) Do you not think it is important to also try to emphasise intelligence and other traits since you are known for your looks to the young generations watching you?

My question is for the indomitable Miss Piggy...

Miss Piggy, it seems you have a, er, reputation for some, er, diva-ish behaviour (unwarranted, I'm sure). With this in mind, and being such a strong piggywiggy woman, how do you feel about the Ban Bossy campaign?

Also, I know I'm not allowed to ask two questions, but when will PIIIIGGGGGSSSS IN SPAAAAAAAACCCCCEEE return? It was genius.

miss piggy clearly Kermit has no intention making honest pig of you. do you think kermit has intimacy issues like Beyoncé said If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it...

Oh my,Kim and Kanye will be well jel,you two are simply gawjus.radiant and understated

They got married in Muppets Take Manhattan, didn't they?

Miss Piggy, does it anger you that pigs have been vilified in the Angry Birds games?

I am a huge fan of your work and your undeniably amazing talents.

This is a rather serious question. You may be aware that in the UK the term muppet is often used to mean a fool. What more needs to be done to stop such widespread speciesism? Do you think there will be time when we will all be equal?

To the beautiful Miss Piggy. Can you tell me are you related to Eastender soap star Letitia Dean? Best of luck with the new film but I'm sure it will be a huge hit!

Miss Piggy - if you go out in strong sun do you sizzle and smell delicious?

Why were the special features on the “being green anniversary” Muppet treasure island and Christmas carol discs removed for the UK?
Gonzo even talks about them on the menu, taunting us.

Loved the new film. Kermit isn't it about time you made an honest woman of Miss Piggy? Neither of you are getting any younger

Dear Miss Piggy, have you ever considered going for anger management therapy? It concerns me that you appear to thump everyone who disagrees with you, and that isn't on at all.

Dear Kermit, you should LTB. And try the Freedom Programme. x

Dd aged 4 is a massive Muppets fan. I asked if she had a question, but she just wants to tell Kermit that she loves him (sorry Miss Piggy)

Hello Miss Piggy and Kermit, Emily my daughter would like to know what you do most of the day. What would be your typical routine? We cant wait for the film we are all massive fans xxx

Dear Miss Piggy,

I have admired your wardrobe since I was a small child. Who designs your clothes ? Will they ever be available in a larger size ?

My other daughter Lucy would like to know what are your favourite songs that you have sung together? Lucy is also a massive fan and cant wait for the movie!!! xxx

We had a green 2CV and nicknamed it Kermit when I was a small person back in the 70s so you're very close to my heart.
I'd like to ask: what was Micheal Caine like to work with? And what other classics would you like to make as films? A Tale of Two Muppets? A Midsummer Night's Pig? Dude, Where's My Bacon?

ElQuintoCoyo, are you my DSis?