Webchat with the Muppets: Miss Piggy and Kermit answer your questions (watch the video)

[RachelMumsnet]

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight...
Well, actually on MONDAY 24 March. To celebrate the release of their new movie, Muppets Most Wanted on March 28, Mumsnet has been invited to put YOUR questions to our favourite pig n frog combo, Miss Piggy and Kermit. We'll film the interview and put it up on the site next week. So here you go folks - post 'em up ...

It's time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Mumsnet Muppet Show!

Watch the full interview here.

MissPiggy
how do you feel about Mumsnet's obsession with 'naice ham'?

Ooh, how exciting!

Kermit, my one true love, will you ditch the pig and marry me?

Kermit, you were my first crush. You have such a beautiful croak voice.
A lot of the songs that I sing to my dd are Muppet songs. What we're your favourite songs, you know, growing up in the swamp?

I just wanted to say I really, really, really, really love you both Kermit especially. Will think of a question later

This is so cool!

Kermit, who were your favourite celebrities that have appeared on your show over the years? and do you have any behind the scenes gossip on em ?

Miss Piggy, obviously aside from Kermit, which leading man has sizzled your bacon?????

OMG, best webchat ever!

Miss Piggy, how come you still look so young? You haven't aged in decades. Care to share your secret?

Miss Piggy
As I was growing up, my dad had a crush on you that he made no secret of. Thanks to this he made sure that we never missed an episode of the Muppets.
He is an old man now but you have managed to retain the dewy complexion of a fresh faced piglet.
What words of comfort might you have for him in his dotage?

Miss Piggy,
I have felt for some time that Joanna Lumley has modelled her appearance on you.
How do you feel about this? Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery?

Miss Piggy have you ever considered stopping to Botox as I'm sure you would be prettier with some lines.

Kermit, how does it feel to be the worlds most loved froggy?

Miss Piggy: you are one of my great role models and you ooze confidence. What were the formative experiences in your erly life that gave you such self-esteem?

Miss Piggy

I run a low carb Bootcamp on Mumsnet and I think you could benefit from joining us. Have you ever considered low carbing as a way to shed some of those extra pounds? It's especially useful for us women as we head towards the menopause. It would be a privilege for us if you joined!

Miss Piggy, I can't help but notice Kermit can be quite indifferent to you and just doesn't seem to have the same ambition, confidence, and drive that you so clearly have and question how well matched you are as a couple. Have you ever considered LTB?

You're for it BIWI

Hi Kermit, I really wanted the username 'Carribean Amphibian', but it wasn't available .

As a child, I most wanted to be on the muppet show with both of you and with the Great Gonzo. My DS and I would like to know what you Most Wanted to do as youngsters, and have you achieved it yet?

Miss Piggy, my daughter would like to say you are beautiful with beautiful hair and a beautiful dress.

She doesn't have a question however as she is poorly at the moment could you sY hello and wish her better thanks

Miss Piggy and Kermit, how do you feel about Jim Henson productions being one of the few large media companies that routinely doesn't bother subtitling their DVDs?
This means deaf people are deprived of Farscape and Muppet Shows and your good selves are missing out on a large audience who would love to get to know the Muppets better - Muppets are impossible to lip-read!

If you have contact details for complaining to Jim Henson Productions that would be great as I've never found any.

Assuming there is a subtitled showing, my family will all be going to see the new Muppets film as soon as it's out.

Miss Piggy, given your immense talent and beauty, what Hollywood film roles do you think you should have been offered?

Dear Kermit,
My daughter age 6 is one of your biggest fans. Her favourite colour is green. Please can you tell us what your favourite food is? My dd thinks it is flies on toast!

Piggy and Kermit, I've been watching you on TV since I was born and I'm almost 31 . Do you feel old now?!

Anyway, my real question is: what does it feel like to have a hand up your bottom all the time? .

How exciting! I was a huge Muppets fan growing up, and now 6 year old DS is too. We both loved the first Muppets movie and are really looking forward to the new one. DS would like to know if there is going to be a Muppets 3 and 4 please?

Kermits, how is your nephew, Robin? I always wondered how he'd turn out.

I have been an avid muppets viewer since I was a baby (1975) our family had a puppy when I was 6 mths old that we called muppet!!!

What is the secret to your successful long term relationship? And why have you never married???

Can't wait for the film!!!!

To Kermit - Rainbow Connection has been covered so many times. Which version (other than your own - which is the best obviously) is your personal favourite?