wedding dance thriller hell.

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that is what i am stuck in.

An update was promised and i wasnt going to update until we had done it.

Tonight was the final practice at the venue. Hideous doesnt cover it. It was made worse by people wondering about the venue checking it out and sound and light men etc.... all standing and watching.

THEN the wedding planner woman just oh so causally asked if it was still ok fdor her to film it, post it on you tube and link it to the website.

MOther had lied and said this wasnt going to happen.

So, not only will we be embarassed in front of the whole wedding party, but also the rest of the world

fucking great mother.....

GGGGGRRRRR

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What?

it is. that is not us. ill stick a pic of me on my profile ( at the wedding) you will see i am not in there... and neither would i wear such a terrible dress

have put pic of:
me
Mum ( bridezilla)
and sister on profile

these are who you should be looking out for on youtube.

and to prove we are not the shambles from the other link

wow arent you pretty .

ah - thanks. thats very kind of you. Do you need glasses????

how old is your mum?! she looks like she could be your sister

oh god. do not say that.
people sat that all the time. She loves it. If i showed her this thread she wouldnt pay any attention to any of it apart from that bit.. then thats all we would hear about... forever.......

it was her birthday last sat. she was 53.l

how old to you think i am??

this is a good game.. will post a pic of other sisters face and you can guess her age as well..
good entertainement while we are waiting for link

hehehe meant she looked young for her age not that you were old and haggard

are you the brunette in the wedding dress orange frock? a babe

She looks fab for 53! People always think I'm younger than I am (49) but she looks better than me! You look great too

i am the brunette in the orange dress. that is me.
sister is in purple dress.
dd is the small child..

and how old do you think sister is.

I reckon your about 26/28 and your sister is older?
Nice diversion though, but where's the link?

you look similar in age - mid twenties?

yeah where's the dance of the decade?

ha - just popping to tescos.

will await a few more ages........

fun game, yes?

60

i would guess you are 31

(just to be peevish)

Stop being so vain re age and show these people the video of you making an arse of yourself, that's what they want!

Yeah, no more chit chat!

I want to see the video..or some photographic evidence of the dance.

i am 31. 32 in a few months.
sister is 27.

pink - i have got neither..... was just killing time.

i WILL have some for definate when they get back off honeymoon. Unless the wedding planner comes up trumps. but ive not heard anything from her.

Ooh Schmon, were you the poster who wondered whether the bright lippy suited you? I'm sure it's you and I was totally of you because you're gawjus.

Bah

yeah - that was me

though im far from 'gawjus' really.

ive been wearing red lipstick for weeks now. I love it. Mum still hates it. lol

I remembered the picture and you are gawjus. That colour really suits you

have just had to ferret this thread out as it fell off my "Threads I'm On" list - watched pinkfizzle's link, had found it before but hadn't watched all the way through - the Riverdance at the end was hysterical!

schmon - great pics! you do look lovely though, stop pretending you don't!