Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

wedding dance thriller hell.

753 replies

shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 20:55

that is what i am stuck in.

An update was promised and i wasnt going to update until we had done it.

Tonight was the final practice at the venue. Hideous doesnt cover it. It was made worse by people wondering about the venue checking it out and sound and light men etc.... all standing and watching.

THEN the wedding planner woman just oh so causally asked if it was still ok fdor her to film it, post it on you tube and link it to the website.

MOther had lied and said this wasnt going to happen.

So, not only will we be embarassed in front of the whole wedding party, but also the rest of the world

fucking great mother.....

GGGGGRRRRR

OP posts:
LoveBeingAHungParliament · 09/05/2010 08:36

Well done you, will we be seeing you on britains got talent next year then?

jenduff · 09/05/2010 09:09

Well done schmon - hope you're not too hungover this morning to find a nice linkie for all your friends here who've been patiently waiting.

WingedVictory · 09/05/2010 09:16

Hey, well done! That's our girl.

Do you think the MN teasing got you into the right frame of mind? If so, I apologise for sympathising with you and distracting you with talk of getting the wedding planner woman! You got far more mental toughening up from others!

Well done.

schmontilidrop · 09/05/2010 09:18

yes.
we will be taking ourselves on tour. we are also avalible for weddings/partys or just general humilation.

i am very vvery hungover.

i cant actually belive we did it. TWICE!!
Actually the first time. despite us all just really really bricking it. You honeslty have NO idea. Went good. People went nuts for it. They generally did. The fools.

It was like in high school musical or something where in a normal situation people just break out into song and dance! lol. And the bit where we had to pull people onto the dance flooor they actually came. willingly. and were all doing thriller hands and stuff. the moonwalks. and spins.
it was actually quite good.

Then, like i said. we kept getting requests to do it againg but refused. it was about 10.30 i think and we were all VERY VERY VERY drunk by this point. and madly agreeded. bar my brohter . who altought pissed as a fart was still wise enought to say no. we were going on go on with out him. but he got totally heckled by about 250 people and did it again.
really. fair play to us.
Then in my drunked state i did this weird dance move which can only be described as octopus like. while singing ' you can put this on the internet'.
right into the video camera.

i look a bit mad!!!
ive seen the film.

oh dear

everyone was taping it. i expect it will be viral at some point today.

have post wedding garden party/hog roast to go to. but will be back later.

schmon.

but never again!

Arcadie · 09/05/2010 09:31

Still nothing on Youtube...... Can someone who doesn't have three little kids spend THE WHOLE DAY surfing until it comes up? I WANT to but I can hear my oldest edging towards a "social services on speed dial" frame of mind.....

Just one tiny little link would make all our weekend.
And Pixie shhhhhhhhhh

PouffeGalore · 09/05/2010 09:33

Excellent - well done schmon. What was all the worry about? Knew you'd enjoy it really

schmontilidrop · 09/05/2010 09:41

i think enjoy might be a strong word to use.

endure might be more like it.

ive had a quick look and cant see anything.

will look again later. i have no idea when it will go on seeing as its not mine.

i will of course post a link. how could i not.
so long as its not the version of me sining ' you cant put this on the internet'

Arcadie · 09/05/2010 09:43

Schmon You make me happy!!! thank you for a very entertaining read - you've been very gracious about it all. And very funny.

purepurple · 09/05/2010 09:44

well done!
[and marking place for link]

LoveBeingAHungParliament · 09/05/2010 10:02

whispers to schmontilidrop, you realise your mother was.....right [shudder]

TiggyR · 09/05/2010 10:06

marking....
Very proud of you BTW!

jamaisjedors · 09/05/2010 10:26

Was just thinking that LBAM!

Well done!

iwasyoungonce · 09/05/2010 10:31

See, mums always know best!

WorkingItOutAsIGo · 09/05/2010 10:35

WingedVictory - is that a MN first? Someone apologising for saying YANBU.....

You were right - and the rest of us were very naughty to enjoy her angst so much, but schmon is clearly made of tough stuff!

Looking forward to the link!

FacePalm · 09/05/2010 10:41

well done!!

At least it is out the way now.....and you will always have plenty of video versions floating around the internet to remind you fondly of the occasion! [GRIN]

QOD · 09/05/2010 10:45

I just can't wait!

NormalityBites · 09/05/2010 10:53

Well done Schmon, I'm very happy for you and your Mum and cannot wait to see it! (including your octopus dance if at all possible! )

RunawayWife · 09/05/2010 11:07

Link link we need a link

drinkyourmilk · 09/05/2010 11:18

Well done!

(hands up who's already searched you tube?)

thequeenofdemocracynotbigotry · 09/05/2010 11:19
Earthstar · 09/05/2010 12:39

Britains got Talent awaits you

OliviaMumsnet · 09/05/2010 12:43
sherby · 09/05/2010 12:45

linkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

differentID · 09/05/2010 12:45

Olivia, why are you pretending to be innocent?

OliviaMumsnet · 09/05/2010 12:46

Oh I don't KNOW anything
I was just marking my place, promise

Swipe left for the next trending thread