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wedding dance thriller hell.

753 replies

shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 20:55

that is what i am stuck in.

An update was promised and i wasnt going to update until we had done it.

Tonight was the final practice at the venue. Hideous doesnt cover it. It was made worse by people wondering about the venue checking it out and sound and light men etc.... all standing and watching.

THEN the wedding planner woman just oh so causally asked if it was still ok fdor her to film it, post it on you tube and link it to the website.

MOther had lied and said this wasnt going to happen.

So, not only will we be embarassed in front of the whole wedding party, but also the rest of the world

fucking great mother.....

GGGGGRRRRR

OP posts:
cyteen · 08/05/2010 20:54

It could be happening RIGHT NOW, people!

FreakoidOrganisoid · 08/05/2010 20:56

Really hope she updates tonight!

Also Arcadie NEED to see a link to yours

fearnelinen · 08/05/2010 20:56

Get on You Tube!!

LynetteScavo · 08/05/2010 20:57

Just checkin in! I wish I were there!

omaoma · 08/05/2010 20:59

I don't think I have ever felt more sympathy and fellow feeling for anybody else!!! but you know what STID, you have BALLS OF STEEL and will have won the utter admiration and love of everybody who sees your hell on film...

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecMoiCeSoir · 08/05/2010 21:13

Go shop, go shop, go shop!

ThatVikRinA22 · 08/05/2010 21:16

waiting with baited breath for update!!

DH thinks this is the most wonderful idea he has heard....im so glad im married already!

Humdrumhappiness · 08/05/2010 21:25

Just read the entire thread, DH is watching Eddie Izzard and I'm laughing more at this than he is. This is the best thread since Penguingate.

Schmon, I imagine will be a pissed heap on the floor by now and with a massive hangover tomorrow I don't expect an update until Monday. She must have done it by now.

mrsfred · 08/05/2010 21:26

just checking in for updates!

whomovedmychocolate · 08/05/2010 21:38

You are a bit early for updates.....

.....It's close to midnight and something evil's lurkin in the dark.
....Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
...You try to scream but your mother in laws top is too low cut now.
...You start to freeze, as granny does a shimmer on the floor, no exit door

Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life you'll be on You tube, you will toniiiiiiiight.

dearprudence · 08/05/2010 21:47

Yep, as I thought. Too early for updates.

PurpleCrazyHorse · 08/05/2010 21:57

Nothing new on YouTube yet

SoMuchToBits · 08/05/2010 22:02

Just lurking here in an attempt to stop thinking about Norman the Forman take an interest....

PixieOnaLeaf · 08/05/2010 22:30

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JustAnotherManicMummy · 08/05/2010 22:50

OMG. Have read the entire thread. Just need to know the end now...

Lexilicious · 08/05/2010 22:53

I will be checking at about 3am when my small child wants a night feed. If he sleeps through, for once I will be massively disappointed. However, I suspect OP is thoroughly trollied and probably unable to deny even Billie Jean herself, as just a girl who thinks that she is the one. I want to see youtube links from anyone with relevant experience. I offer www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com in return. I am slightly twatfaced myself from my dad's 60th birthday shebang (schamO!n) and therefore apologise if the above is unfunny. That is all.

PerArduaAdNauseum · 08/05/2010 22:57
Fimbo · 08/05/2010 22:59

I have been feverishly checking out every god damn thriller wedding dance on Youtube.

This thread is hilarious.

insertexpletive · 08/05/2010 23:01

Just marking my place - I HAVE to see this...

Valpollicella · 08/05/2010 23:08

Placemarking for future rubbernecking. I have loved this thread.

Schmon, hope you did us proud and didn't have to get too drunk to do so. A hangover won't be conducive to updating us asap tomorrow am.

SixtyFootDoll · 08/05/2010 23:12

I am staying up late just to find out how the dance went!

maryz · 08/05/2010 23:29

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thederkinsdame · 08/05/2010 23:30

Schmon, hope you survived! I was thinking of you at 8.45 and cringing for you...

Ok, sympathy over, is it on youtube yet?

iamamug · 08/05/2010 23:30

Have just found this thread - new to MN and I cannot stop laughing!! My DH doesn't get it but it's hilarious - poor poor shop - We all feel your pain but TBH can't wait to see it LOL!!

TheCrackFox · 08/05/2010 23:40

Marking my place, can't wait to see the finished routine on You Tube.

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