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wedding dance thriller hell.

753 replies

shoptilidrop · 06/05/2010 20:55

that is what i am stuck in.

An update was promised and i wasnt going to update until we had done it.

Tonight was the final practice at the venue. Hideous doesnt cover it. It was made worse by people wondering about the venue checking it out and sound and light men etc.... all standing and watching.

THEN the wedding planner woman just oh so causally asked if it was still ok fdor her to film it, post it on you tube and link it to the website.

MOther had lied and said this wasnt going to happen.

So, not only will we be embarassed in front of the whole wedding party, but also the rest of the world

fucking great mother.....

GGGGGRRRRR

OP posts:
pinkfizzle · 08/05/2010 10:16

Break a leg

OurLadyOfPerpetualSupper · 08/05/2010 10:21

The rubberneckers crowds are gathering.

bluebump · 08/05/2010 10:40

Oh good luck!

Moneyspider · 08/05/2010 10:45

Nobody puts Michael in a corner...

Marking my place

MrsL123 · 08/05/2010 11:32

Just remember, You Are Not Alone. This is just One Day In Your Life and you will need to Keep The Faith. Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough otherwise it will be really Bad.

This is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. Not just on MN, but in my whole life. My sides are actually aching!

Social suicide: T minus 7 hours.

ImSoNotTelling · 08/05/2010 11:39

Oooh good luck

NorbertDentressangle · 08/05/2010 11:39

OMG! I can't believe that I nearly missed out on this thread as the title made me think it was someone trying to choose the song for their first dance, or something equally as dull.

But, oh no...its bloody hilarious

You have to post a link to the video afterwards

jonicomelately · 08/05/2010 11:43

The fact that the bride is the OP's mother and not some university friend or the like only adds to the hilarity.

Cadelaide · 08/05/2010 11:47

shamelessly rubbernecking

merryberry · 08/05/2010 11:50

damn forgot to warn her to watch out for Jarvis Cocker.

fortyplus · 08/05/2010 11:56

Can't believe I've only just seen this...

No one will see it... hahahahaha

Did you notice that of the first two wedding Thriller videos one had had nine and the other eleven million views!!!

stripeyknickersspottysocks · 08/05/2010 12:14

marking place for update

allbie · 08/05/2010 12:20

You only live once...ha ha! Go for it...you may even enjoy it. Get the champers down and throw caution to the wind. One day you'll be dead but the dance will live on and on and on...oh, and on.........

Biscuitbreaker · 08/05/2010 12:26

Pulling up a chair, getting ready to search youtube... good luck!

iwasyoungonce · 08/05/2010 13:11

This has had me LOL all morning! HILARIOUS! I cannot BELIEVE you have allowed yourself to be roped in

Good luck!

QueenofDreams · 08/05/2010 13:15

Marking my spot.
Probably just me but I actually thought one of the wedding 'thrillers' I saw on youtube was quite good (well compared to the rest anyway!)

mumofmonsters · 08/05/2010 13:19
RunawayWife · 08/05/2010 13:22

It's close to dance time and something sillys lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed here come the bride

'Cause this is thriller, thriller dance
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller dance
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller wedding dance

You see the flash go and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever live this down
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the bride creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller dance
There ain't no second chance against the mad bridezilla bride, girl
Thriller, thriller dance
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

The bride is calling, the victims start to walk in their deep shame
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your pride

They're out to get you, there's a bridezilla closing in on your side
They will possess you unless you change the way you sign your name
Now is the time for you to hide in the loo, yeah
All through the night no one can save you from the terror on the dance floor
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller dance
'Cause It can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller dance
So let DH hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller dance here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller dance
Girl, It will be on youtube and you'll never live it down dare try
Thriller, thriller dance
So let DH hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(mums gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of wedding cake
To terrorize youtube neighborhood

Brides gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
Brides gonna thrill ya tonight, oh embarrassing '
Thriller dance, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller wedding dance

jenduff · 08/05/2010 13:26

Can't wait to hear how it went and see video on youtube

cyteen · 08/05/2010 13:28

RunawayWife, fantastic!

ZacharyQuack · 08/05/2010 13:32

RunawayWife

I've got that tune running through my head now.

We should have found out where this wedding reception is being held and sent along a MN spy with a video camera.

Jojay · 08/05/2010 13:38

Marking my place - determined not to miss this one!!

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 08/05/2010 13:39

RunawayWife

RunawayWife · 08/05/2010 13:40

Passes round wine and haribo

JackBauer · 08/05/2010 13:41

Stop bumping the thread, I kee[ getting al excited even though it won't be up for hours!

And OH! MNHQ, I don't care if Schmon offers you LOADS of money, don't you dare delete this thread when she realises MNer's will always be able to find her from this thread!

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