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Crap Tips

522 replies

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 11/03/2009 15:15

'Things to do with...plastic cd cases. Save lots and paint them with letters for a giant scrabble board'

This handy tip was in last weeks Pick me Up magazine. Why!? and What!?

Share some please, real or made up. I need cheering up.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 13/03/2009 11:38

why has this woman got a snake around her neck?? oops

JohnnyTwoHats · 13/03/2009 11:39

I need the new issue- I want to find out what happens in 'Forced To Wear A Dress Of Blood'

nickytwotimes · 13/03/2009 11:39

pmsl at plants having fairy-like energies.
What a pile of shite!

GetOrfMoiLand · 13/03/2009 11:39

Plant spirits called Diva's??

So that's why my begonias are so high maintenance.

GetOrfMoiLand · 13/03/2009 11:41

do you think this woman is a MNer?

Sample quote "Perhaps it was something to do with my 36G boobs, but I'd always been an over-producer".

nickytwotimes · 13/03/2009 11:43

OMG at selling it for weirdos to drink!

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 13/03/2009 11:45

GetOrfMoiLand that article warrants a thread of its own. Blardy hell.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 13/03/2009 11:46

I know - I pasted the thread before I actually read it properly.

Then I read it - I don't know if it got funnier or more frightening the more I read!!

GetOrfMoiLand · 13/03/2009 11:47

Mind you, if we start flooding the board with Pick Me up threads we will probably get kicked of mumsnet

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 13/03/2009 11:49

I wonder if pick me ups Big Tech is reading this thread, they must have noticed increased traffic?

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Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 13/03/2009 11:50

'Soon after, I arranged to meet a man whose email name was 'Kinky'.'

I am supposed to be sleeping and recovering from a stomach bug when 30 weeks pregnant, but just 'popped' in to read this this thread again.

Is laughter good for stomach bugs?

The psychic pages are spectacular.

Wigglesworth · 13/03/2009 11:55

Eww selling B milk to weirdos, why? Her last comment, aren't all men obsessed with breasts? Nice!

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 13/03/2009 11:58

www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/come_on_in/index.php?&&&&&&&page=8

Although, their tech can't be all that good, look at the blatant repetition with totally different captions.

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nickytwotimes · 13/03/2009 12:02

I don't think Kirsty Reed gets out much, does she?

KingRolo · 13/03/2009 12:02

scroll down to the bottom one

He's mad, he is!

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 13/03/2009 12:03

What a cad!

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nickytwotimes · 13/03/2009 12:04

God, I bet it's a laugh riot round their palce.

KingRolo · 13/03/2009 12:06

Words fail me!

Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 13/03/2009 12:07

KingRolo

Waaaaaaaah! Jesus.

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 13/03/2009 12:08

I'm crying and have to go take DS to nursery. Must stop giggling.

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bleh · 13/03/2009 12:10

Aw, instead of the "text your DP/DH, see how he responds" type thread, next time: send picture of DP/DH to him indoors at Pick Me Up, send him link when it's posted and tell us his response! (divorce).

GetOrfMoiLand · 13/03/2009 12:18

Why is Frank Spencer naked in Pick me Up?

TheOddOne · 13/03/2009 12:25

Oh Lordy it's been a while since i laughed so much at a thread.

KingRolo · 13/03/2009 13:14

What did a Power Ranger want with a middle-aged couple?

Ryan Hawks, 32, wouldn't rest until he knew.

Nor can I.

JohnnyTwoHats · 13/03/2009 13:17

Right. That's it. Am going out RIGHT NOW to buy the new PMU. I just can't rest until I know!