Nominations for inclusion in Mumsnet Classics

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If you think a thread warrants inclusion in our Mumsnet Classics hall of fame please post and link to it here.
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MN Towers

Shepherd boots - please!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/a2584438-What-the-actual-fuck-are-these-abominations-all-about-then

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2761581-To-ask-whats-the-loveliest-thing-someone-has-done-for-you?pg=7&order=
Beautiful thread

This one is a cracker

Let's all just assume for a minute that Pandas have the right idea....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2761840-Lets-all-just-assume-for-a-minute-that-Pandas-have-the-right-idea

Such a classic that people were suggesting it should be classic-ed during the course of it.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2788166-Someone-has-nicked-my-username

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2814330-sales-assistant-sniffs-clothing-I-returned-to-the-store

Please, please, please add this thread to classics!!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2824932-Banged-my-head-on-a-shop-window?

So many great stories in here.

The bunny found at HOC

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2862005-Wanky-things-Wanky-things-everywhere?pg=5&order=

This is a classics worthy thread!

This is a Classics classic!
Jesus fuck, my fanny is on fire!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2867947-Jesus-fuck-my-fanny-is-on-fire

The ahem personal grooming disasters thread please!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2867947-Jesus-fuck-my-fanny-is-on-fire?pg=5&order=

Please may I nominate this thread:
I am on a train, four stops from home and I am literally about to piss myself.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2882998-i-am-on-a-train-four-stops-from-home-and-i-am-literally-about-to-piss-myself

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2909321-Has-anyone-ever-realised-a-thread-is-about-them

Yay ! a parking thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2897401-Yay-a-parking-thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2930602-Neighbour-constantly-walking-through-my-front-garden Needs to go in classics!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2949092-I-just-caught-DH-in-the-act-of-ridiculous-extravagance

The thread just now about the thirteen year old boy books, and crotchless knickers!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2959686-Can-i-be-pissed-off-honest-thread?pg=1

Lovely heart warming thread from a poster who needed a hand and the first person to reply fixed everything.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2971029-To-have-bought-dss-teacher-a-giant-kestrel

AIBU To have bought ds's teacher a giant kestrel?

Sorry but has anyone ever Veeted their, erm, bum?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2988569-sorry-but-has-anyone-ever-veeted-their-

PLEASE make this a classic: The utter abomination of a cup of tea that my Dh just made for me.www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3089075-The-utter-abomination-of-a-cup-of-tea-that-my-Dh-just-made-for-me

Can I suggest this as a classic. Its full of thoughtful, revelatory comments/ shared experiences about how women facilitate men's lives and what this does to women in their own personal and professional lives. I want to refer back to it in the future...

Thread 1 and 2 please.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3082251-Men-whose-lives-are-facilitated-by-women-how-did-this-happen

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3088346-Men-whose-lives-are-facilitated-by-women-Part-2

Please, please add this thread from Style & Beauty. Reality vs. Expectations

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/3106919-Anyone-want-to-come-and-mourn-the-reality-vs-expectation-of-new-purchases-with-me

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3206389-riddles-brain-teasers

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity

"We went to the Sistine Chappell the day after and I ended up screaming at the MichaelAngelo."

That line still makes me snicker and I've seen it quoted in other threads so I don't think I'm alone in that.