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Sorry, but...warnings to the youngsters among us

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MumBod · 03/06/2017 07:28

Sorry, but...white wiry eyebrows do happen to women.

...you may need to trim your nasal hair too.

...and there will come a time when you'd rather grate your nipples than enter a nightclub, hard as that may be to believe right now.

Any others?

IonaMumsnet · 04/06/2017 20:43

This thread has cheered us up at MNHQ no end. And given us all something to consider for the future as we, too, eventually leave the folly of hot, bold youth behind. Seems so far away right now...

Thanks for the reports. We will pass it to our Classics Consideration Committee.

KatherineMumsnet · 05/06/2017 09:14

Hi all,

We're going to move this to Classics in a moment!

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