My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

I read the whole thread earlier so settling in on this thread for the next instalments.

"Kick her in the flaps/I'm only here for the cock courgette" I think are the highlight of my day! I daren't Google vegetable penises but I suspect you could get some good tips and tutorials on t'interweb for creating such phallic statements.

Mardie has broken her radio silence

SHE IS NOT THE LADY IN QUESTION OR ANYONE THAT KNOWS HER.

And breathe...

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Loved the old the old thread. Go IT bitch!

Cheesemaker, that story is brilliant!

thefridgemagnate interesting name. Thank you for the poem

Agree, CHEESEMAKERS account. How funny.

Phew! A new thread.

TheBlessedCheesemaker - brilliant!

I know everyone is having fun, and I hate to be a wet blanket, but:

S1(1) and S2 Criminal Damage Act 1971 makes it an offence intentionally to damage or threaten to damage, without lawful cause, property belonging to someone else.

Whoever binned your sushi probably committed that offence; but that does not give you lawful cause to damage Fridge Hogger's property - or the fridge.

I don't suppose for a moment anyone will call the police over this - but I might be inclined to check my employment contract to see what my position would be if Fridge Hogger complains to management that I have committed an offence against her on work premises.

Just saying.

Found you :) this thread will be full by Monday.....

It's going to be a long weekend!

Good point by the poster about the time on the receipt wonder if Fridge Hogger has thought of that in her indignation?

I'd love the karma of her trying to get a refund on her family shop with a receipt during work hours.

Thank goodness I found this before Monday.

You should keep the fuse out of the original fridge and do this with your own new covert fridge ....

Not placemarking at all...

Placemarking & not afraid to say so

Ahh, there you are!

Cunting placemark

Do do do be do do do

Cunty cunty cunt cunt

I'm desperate to googly eye the food in someone's fridge, but I'm self employed and have limited exposure to other people's fridges. I'm on my way to my in-laws but sans googly eye stash and I'm not sure they'd get it anyway.

Oh and if you've found this thread via a Dail Mail link, you're a cunt.

Courgette cocks and clammy cunts?
I'm a lurker on number 1 but a fridge fucker here!

I'd be worried all three of you are going to be fired. These threads will be in Daily Mail before long.

Not sure how relaxed you boss is, but he might take a dim view on petty theft, fiddling with the fridge and wasting lots of time he pays for.

You should get a handman involved and either switch the side the fridge door opens on then switch it back to confuse her OR just take the fridge door home with you!

Totally place marking. The other thread had me gripped for days and I'm desperate to hear that Fridgy has blown her fuse

Pax I doubt the Daily Mail cunty McCunty will be interested.