My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

Have the Daily Cunting Mail done a thing to this?

FFS DO SOME WORK YOU HALF ARSED PROPAGANDA EFFUSING POOR EXCUSE FOR JOURNALISTS.

Also. To fridge or not to fridge.

I'm back with the PP on the other thread and you store fake wee samples in it

Hurrah! That's Monday sorted!

Not shamelessly placemarking at all, OH no. Not even slightly.

Glad Mardle isn't in the firing line in any way - but you realise that means there are at least TWO weirdy people who wear purple and have purple sharpie stashes...

I think it's important that the fridge be working properly on Monday. I also think that people should get those fridge cages and padlock them to the shelves so FMFF can't actually get her shopping in the fridge any more.

As for the criminal damage bit - well yeah, but who's she going to point the finger at?

Not shamelessly placemarking at all, OH no. Not even slightly.

Glad Mardle isn't in the firing line in any way - but you realise that means there are at least TWO weirdy people who wear purple and have purple sharpie stashes...

I think it's important that the fridge be working properly on Monday. I also think that people should get those fridge cages and padlock them to the shelves so FMFF can't actually get her shopping in the fridge any more.

As for the criminal damage bit - well yeah, but who's she going to point the finger at?

Bollocks to double post!

Really trying to think of something witty to add here. But I cunt.

(OK, I'm just place marking like the rest of you)

Oooohhhhh so glad I've found this. I followed the old thread and really enjoyed it! I am very much looking forward to next weeks antics.

I've always found revenge a dish best served cold.
My favourite idea was to put her shopping into her desk draws. I would probably go with one perishable item right at the back of a drawer so she might not find it the same day.... If it's possible.

Helpful shameless place mark

Must finish reading old thread. Will be back.

Hooray! Found the new fridgecunt thread

Not place marking

Marking place with courgette cock.

I am watching this thread so there is no need to do a cunty placemark but Masterchef has finished and I need my jollies.

Grammar pedant here - I think you meant to say "my colleague has twatted me over the head with a courgette"

unless you really meant "my colleague has courgetted me over the twat with her head" or something...

just a pernickety means of place marking

Always up for a bit of casual cunting on a revenge thread 😁

Shamelessly place-holdering....

Yay, follow up thread! Have been looking out for this :-)

I've always found revenge a dish best served cold.

No!
Not in this particular case. Room temperature, at the best here!

Had to do an "advanced search" with DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT's name in order to find this new thread.
Very relieved to have found you all

Unless you really meant "my colleague has courgetted me over the twat with her head" or something...

Or courgetted my twat oo-er

Terrible place mark. Sorry.

Don't mind me just putting my lunch in the MN fridge ready.
not shamelessly placemarking
Caught up on original thread before pregnancy nap took over so I'm glad we'll get updates!

Would taking a picture of the fridge full of her shopping and sticking it on the fridge next day freak her Royal Cuntiness out??

girlandboy me too but all I could remember was OP had 'twat' 'bin' and 'sushi' kicking around somewhere in their name... surprisingly few results when you search that combo!