My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

Nope, not if I managed to get it half asleep on the sofa on a Friday evening!

Yes...more info please

Nope - not too vague at all.

As soon as I saw the title I knew it would be you Sushi!

The only people who won't get it are those who aren't nearly invested enough.

But was it a cock courgette?

Yep...knew straight away

Aargh it's in the disappearing chat board

Nail varnish the fuse!

The IT bloke will get this...

Please!

Brilliant OP

Oh a new Fred.

You should shove her courgette where she thinks the sun shines from and all her mother shopping too.

I'm here!

🍆

(No courgette emoji)

Take the fridge home with you one night and bring it in, full, the next morning.

Queenbean, I'm improvising
🌵 Or an asparagus? middle finger 🎍

Yay - been reading while dd2 fights sleep for the last 2 nights.
Wonder if she'll shop Monday morning???

Was it a cock shaped courgette?

Not vague at all OP!

😂

Queenbean at least that veg is purple.
Fridgefucker would probably love that!

oh yay! part 2!

The story that keeps on giving.

So come on. What did the selfish one do today?

Link? I'm lost