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My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

623 replies

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:04

Too vague?

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MrsMainwaring · 06/05/2016 19:32

Oooh didn't see how the last thread ended ....

ReadyPlayerOne · 06/05/2016 19:34

I've sat and read the Classics thread today so I'm up to speed! Grin

TheUnsullied · 06/05/2016 19:38

I'm trying to work out the value of her shop that went warm in the fridge today but can't find the list now Sad

I'd love to have seen everyone's reaction to her demand not to open the fridge. I wonder if anyone responded "sorry but that's where the milk and my lunch is".

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:38

Oh dear links
Here goes tryhere

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Goingtobeawesome · 06/05/2016 19:39

LemonRedwood - I had to read the OP and your post three times, and look at the OPs name, before I got it and I've been loving the other thread!!

DartmoorDoughnut · 06/05/2016 19:40

Helloooo Grin

StealthPolarBear · 06/05/2016 19:40

Really really??

SoleBizzz · 06/05/2016 19:40

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YouMakeMyDreams · 06/05/2016 19:41

Ooh is there an update?

DailyMailAreAFuckingJoke · 06/05/2016 19:42

Good - found you. Not vague at all!

quietbatperson · 06/05/2016 19:42

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Tanito279 · 06/05/2016 19:45

Ooh! The colleague who just keeps on giving.

SuffolkNWhat · 06/05/2016 19:46

Excellent thread title

ohtheholidays · 06/05/2016 19:50

My God I must be tired,I read the first few posts and couldn't get it and then I saw your user name OP Grin

ProcrastinatorGeneral · 06/05/2016 19:52

I was searching for fucking ages this afternoon for the original. I thought it had been zapped.

:o

HarveySchlumpfenburger · 06/05/2016 19:52

Not too vague at all. I need to go and catch up on the end of the last thread though.

FirstWeTakeManhattan · 06/05/2016 19:53

Ah. I sense a good Friday night thread coming on. I've got work to do, but I can that while drinking prosecco and refreshing this thread constantly.

SomedayMyPrinceWillCome · 06/05/2016 19:54

How many threads can we get through before OP is back at work on Monday?

StuffYouAllInTheCrust · 06/05/2016 19:56

Am delurking to placemark make sure the OP has not indeed been assaulted with a courgette. Shock

Do we really have to wait until Monday for the next installment? Grin

Pipbin · 06/05/2016 19:57

I knew what it was. Was it is courgette cock?
Did you find out if it was the same person that someone else knew?
🍙🍣🍱🔐

EvansAndThePrince · 06/05/2016 20:01

Woohoo!

Ooh yes, does that poster know who it is?!

LadyDeadpool · 06/05/2016 20:02

Ok I'm placemarking with no shame at all. I refuse to miss any of this.

Natsku · 06/05/2016 20:03

Was only part way through the original thread but got it. Should go back and finish reading it now!

SpuriouserAndSpuriouser · 06/05/2016 20:05

Yes! Found you all