My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

I hope you have won this war Sushi and that is the end of it though I am sad this might be the end! My partner thinks I'm bonkers and questioned where am I going to get my daily entertainment now!

Did I miss the outcome of this part? Did she escalate her claim to management in the end over the fridge stopping working and claiming for the food she stored in there? Hope your boss didn't reimburse her if she did! Let's face it if her shopping shouldn't have been in there in the first place! I'd have told her to jog on!

I can see it this being in the metro tomorrow as think its as if not more popular than cancel the cheque!

Great outcome!

Good work!

bit upset that this has all finished, its been keeping me most entertained!

OP, can you do an epilogue please ?

Keep us updated op.
This can't be the end...?

WAY TO GO!!!!!!!

Did someone in HR see the thread? (Did SHE see the thread?)

Hooray for you, BIN. Are you now able to bring in mounds of sushi for your own personal gratification every single day?

Long Shot and I know it's a long shot

Does anyone have any Greashiningham Duck in their fridge right now?
If yes can you post a pic of your fillets enjoying the sunshine perhaps next to a glass of something fizzy.

If by some miracle somebody has some I will be forever grateful

It's just for a friend .

Hang on! What did I miss??? When was this resolved and how? What am I going to do tomorrow now selfish sushi

I have duck fillets...

You're not really going to carry on after management have resolved the issue are you? That does cross the line into bullying.

No unsullied I wanted to send something to ITB
I've left everything - it's dealt with and so there won't need to be any updates anymore
Thank you a million times over. You are a very funny lot.

< contented sigh >

Ooh did management put that notice up? How is fridge hogger taking it?

Sushi not quite duck breasts sun bathing but found this which ITBitch may find amusing.

Back to the boring housework I go... can someone start a fake office war for my entertainment?

No more updates

Courgettes of the wprld are delighted.

Thank fuck this is over.

My house looks like a shit heap. Between this and cancel the cheque I've got nothing done.

Will have to get a life.

De-lurking to shout boo hiss
And well done. Love you ITBITCH

I would be willing to bet she will start again when fridge sorted

Oh no it's over so soon?

I suppose it could go on a bit as people post silly pics for ITBitch....

I believe the standard MN comment is
"off you fuck cuntychops.....

and take your cuntychops with you. "