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Original poster

My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

623 replies

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:04

Too vague?

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ClashCityRocker · 06/05/2016 21:50

I'm not a place marking cunt, oh no not I.....

Feelingsolow12345 · 06/05/2016 21:53

omg I wished my days at work was like this. all we have are hypochondriac who call 10 times a day trying to get us to give them stronger painkillers. such fun. I'd love to see a food war xD

Original poster
DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 21:53

Challenge cunt-

One in every post please!

I am looking forward to Monday now.

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Hippywannabe · 06/05/2016 21:55

Looking forward to round 2

fluffywol · 06/05/2016 22:06

Oh, thank fuck be found you again!

fluffywol · 06/05/2016 22:12

One day, I will learn to proof-read.

Original poster
DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 22:14

Pendants feel free to report the dodge grammar in the title 😁 To MMHQ

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Tate15 · 06/05/2016 22:24

Does one twat or has one twatted?

Elledouble · 06/05/2016 22:35

Courgette cock! So looking forward to Monday...

GreenMarkerPen · 06/05/2016 22:38

place marking?
oh no not me :o

RattusRattus · 06/05/2016 22:41

I'm desperate to know about Mardle!

HookedOnHooking · 06/05/2016 22:42

I've missed bits. Counting real life bastards.

Could I get a quick précis?

shadowfax07 · 06/05/2016 22:42

Dodges the place mark left by Green and adds one of my own.

Loved the first thread!

HookedOnHooking · 06/05/2016 22:43

Counting? Bastard telephone.

Cunting

Jelliebabe1 · 06/05/2016 22:46

Hooray. Soooooshi and her trusty sidekick itbitch. May your courgette be cock like and firm always 🍣🍱🍙

Skittlesss · 06/05/2016 22:53

Aaah this is getting crazy, hope she chills out before you all get in bother!

MeMySonAndl · 06/05/2016 22:53

One suggestion, tell ITBitch to put the right fuse back before maintenance gets to the fridge. Otherwise she will have a point to complain

Having said that, it would be nice for her to ask for the food to be reimbursed. I suppose the receipt will show the time of purchase Grin

winningticketholder · 06/05/2016 23:15

Team ITBitch checking in to ask is he single op?

And spill with the Mardle mystery, don't make me stamp my feet like a fridge cunt!

coughingbean · 06/05/2016 23:21

Oo place marking as i cant bookmark on my cunty phone

UmbongoUnchained · 06/05/2016 23:22

Can anyone give me a quick recap of the second half of the last thread? I've broken my glasses and don't think my squinty eyes can handle too much reading!

BustingOut · 06/05/2016 23:25

Yes what about Mardie is she /he in the know? Does the fridge freelancer begin with R? Does she only use purple pens? Did she make Indian food for tea tonight? so.many.questions.

Chippednailvarnish · 06/05/2016 23:30

I've just got home, any I'm going to attempt to carve cocks out of courgettes tomorrow...

Londonmum14 · 06/05/2016 23:34

Let us know if Mardie messages you OP
Not place marking Blush

ConfuciousSayWhat · 06/05/2016 23:35

Brilliant!

stiffstink · 07/05/2016 00:11

I briefly lost this thread before but located it by googling "twat head courgette" and all is right in the world.