My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

I'm not a place marking cunt, oh no not I.....

omg I wished my days at work was like this. all we have are hypochondriac who call 10 times a day trying to get us to give them stronger painkillers. such fun. I'd love to see a food war xD

Challenge cunt-

One in every post please!

I am looking forward to Monday now.

Looking forward to round 2

Oh, thank fuck be found you again!

One day, I will learn to proof-read.

Pendants feel free to report the dodge grammar in the title 😁 To MMHQ

Does one twat or has one twatted?

Courgette cock! So looking forward to Monday...

place marking?
oh no not me :o

I'm desperate to know about Mardle!

I've missed bits. Counting real life bastards.

Could I get a quick précis?

Dodges the place mark left by Green and adds one of my own.

Loved the first thread!

Counting? Bastard telephone.

Cunting

Hooray. Soooooshi and her trusty sidekick itbitch. May your courgette be cock like and firm always 🍣🍱🍙

Aaah this is getting crazy, hope she chills out before you all get in bother!

One suggestion, tell ITBitch to put the right fuse back before maintenance gets to the fridge. Otherwise she will have a point to complain

Having said that, it would be nice for her to ask for the food to be reimbursed. I suppose the receipt will show the time of purchase

Team ITBitch checking in to ask is he single op?

And spill with the Mardle mystery, don't make me stamp my feet like a fridge cunt!

Oo place marking as i cant bookmark on my cunty phone

Can anyone give me a quick recap of the second half of the last thread? I've broken my glasses and don't think my squinty eyes can handle too much reading!

Yes what about Mardie is she /he in the know? Does the fridge freelancer begin with R? Does she only use purple pens? Did she make Indian food for tea tonight? so.many.questions.

I've just got home, any I'm going to attempt to carve cocks out of courgettes tomorrow...

Let us know if Mardie messages you OP
Not place marking

Brilliant!

I briefly lost this thread before but located it by googling "twat head courgette" and all is right in the world.