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My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

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DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 06/05/2016 19:04

Too vague?

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fatandold · 11/05/2016 22:31

Well done OP. And thanks for sharing your journey and ultimate victory with us. Make sure you come back if FMFF starts back at her old tricks! not wishing she does at all, ever, really, honestly Wink

CycleChic · 12/05/2016 07:12

You lot are so trusting! I'm a bit Hmm that a note on the fridge is going to sort her - she doesn't seem like the sort to think that applies to her, short of getting a formal ticking off from the boss.

BlokesAllowed · 12/05/2016 12:47

...it's lunchtime....

ScarlettSahara · 12/05/2016 13:53

Only just caught up after not finding this thread earlier. I agee -I feel it is morally not bullying when fridge hogger has failed to show consideration to her colleagues but unfortunarely people like her are the first to shout "unfair" to management.
I would still be inclined to check what health & safety regs state about employee's entitlements & find the study that confirms that the majority of poultry in supermarkets has contaminated outer packaging.
Regards to team sushi
Had been thinking you might need to install something from a kids' joke kit in fridge- those yukky things with flies etc ( not really but thinking about it might make you feel better!)

My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..
ScarlettSahara · 12/05/2016 13:56

agree!!

Littlelondoner · 12/05/2016 16:37

Hahah so today a big area in the city was evacuated due to a leaky fridge giving off chemicals.I couldn't help but giggle when I heard. Thinking I never thought this thread would go that far hahahah.

www.london-fire.gov.uk/LatestIncidentsContainer_LondonWall12May1699.asp#.VzSiLcvTXqA

HisNameWasPrinceAndHeWasFunky · 12/05/2016 17:16
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ooohsopink · 12/05/2016 18:11

No update from OP? Hmm

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 12/05/2016 20:52
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Theydontknowweknowtheyknow · 12/05/2016 21:57

I think like it's the end of WW2 and now we have to go back to our normal lives. And in 40 years time we'll be boring our grandkids with tales of #courgettegate at the dinner table.Confused

KatieKaboom · 12/05/2016 22:39

Good grief.

ScarletForYa · 12/05/2016 22:46

But...but.....was there at least humiliation and stamping of feet?

IfTheCapFitsWearIt · 12/05/2016 23:07

Can I just make a suggestion, that this thread is also moved to MN classics too.

Can't imagine how frustrating it will be for someone in the future, only been able to read the first thread.

Tottie · 13/05/2016 00:09

I think either fuckwit fridge hogger has bulimia OR she and the boss are having an affair and she cooks for both lovers every night. That's why she doesn't stuff the fridge with food when the boss is in...coz she doesn't want to spoil the surprise of what she's cooking that nightGrin Have loved both these threads and am gutted the saga has come to an end. Thanx for the laughs and courgettes peeps Smile

BoatyMcBoat · 13/05/2016 09:34

IfTheCapFits, you're right. Maybe MN could just apend the comparatively few posts on this thread to the end of the first.

PegsPigs · 13/05/2016 13:06

David has slain Goliath.

That is all.

Well done OP.

KatherineMumsnet · 13/05/2016 14:15

Hallo all, we shall move this to Classics shortly!

ScarlettSahara · 13/05/2016 23:02

So- not sure if I am being dim or not but is the latest fridge message definitely from management? I am certainly hoping so and for victory for Team Sushi !

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 14/05/2016 00:46

thanks KatherineMN! :) Thanks

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 14/05/2016 00:48

Scarlett - I believe the note on the fridge was indeed from management.

I'd love to know if FMFF starts up her tricks again though - wonder how long she thinks it's safe to leave it before she sneaks a few groceries back in there... Grin

ScarlettSahara · 14/05/2016 13:46

Oh thanks Thumb & lets hope that FMFF is not so brazen - surely not! Wink

Unicorntrainer · 18/05/2016 19:41

Buttery bugger, I have been wandering round MN all weekend reading random threads and just found 'round 2'. So happy for OP that there seems to be a happy ending for now, but who knows? Just when you thought it was safe to go back int the fridge . . . .da da, da da .....jaws music for the hard of hearing

Freeurmind · 30/12/2016 23:52

How are things months down the line?

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