to ask if you sad when, after starting a topice, no one responds?

[ZenOfPetals]

I used to think that I was a good writer. But, since joining MN, I have to face the sad realisation that this is untrue. If I comment on a thread, it dies, and if I start a thread, no one answers! I give up. I know I am a good reader, I will stick to that from now on....

weighing in at 353

and try agsin 353

shall we pick a number each above 800 and aim to post at that number?

I'll choose 823.

Shotgun for 900

I would like post number 999, as nine is my lucky number. I am going to try an illustration again:

(!)(!)

Sore tits.

My breasts are SO sore! I was at the doctor the other day, and told her, so she did a pregnancy test, (blood one) but the results take a while here, so I bought some from the cheap shop, did one and it was negative. But the box had two tests in it...

Let's get this thread to the MAX of 1000 posts.

Make the OP feel better.

nobody responded on my thread about fenchel

just saying

sniff

and "Fenchel?" was a carefully thought out title too.

Oh, I will go look for that thread, other Zen...

ah bless

it wasn't the most exciting thread on MN but someone could have at least posted and told me to fgs woman look in a cook book

yay, fresh meat! hello you two!

sore boobs

I mean the picture, not your poor boobies Zen !

(x) (x)

that's your sore boobies after your hubby kissed them better!

I have to go collect kiddies, but want to first learn what fenchel is! Hubby tried to kiss, but I wanted him to STAY away. supersore. Will POAS later, and I am not just saying that to boost numbers of replies!

thanks for rescuing my thread, that is brilliant have an idea what to do with it!

@ yay fresh meat

other zzzen so, what is Fenchel?

I can't cook for toffee, so I'm afraid I'd be of no use to you.
I am trying to learn how to cook though . .

original zen (in relation to this thread)

Do you think you could be?

yes what is Fenchel?

TT

I'm good at cooking and baking. happy to help. unless you are cooking Fenchel.

I think it's code for dinner that's screwed up so badly French people wouldn't be able to bear.
It's French Hell!

in context: "how is everything in the kitchen, darling?"
"shit shit shit. don't ask. It's FENCHELL!"

embarrassingly there is no such thing which is probably partly the reason why no one responded! Supposed to be fennel

That is so funny zzzen what happened? Autocorrect or did you not hear it right?

I'm calling it french-hell from now.

Fenchel anyone?

I will not admit to it, it makes me look too stupid. I'm sticking with ze French 'ell. It's cute

ZZZe French'll it is!

I am so pleased with this thread. What began as a plantive whinge has evolved into a punctuation, punch- line playground, full of zen and exotice veg.

I have too much prolactin (all the time), which is why I was at the docs., but when she suggested pregnancy, I was all excited. But I only have the one cheap test left. On the likely side, tits are sore and AF is late. On the unlikely side, too much prolactin causes sore boobs and erratic cyles, and I am 43 and we hardly DTD lately...

EXOTIC veg, why do I keep adding e's to words, like in this topice?

Ooooh. PunctuationPlayground - that's fab. I may steal it! (May I?)

Extra ees currently reminds me of Slimming World Extra Easy which then reminds me of all the lemon pastries I ate yesterday. I should probably eat more Fenchel, I suspect it's good for weight loss!

Zing the namechange is going badly. I still haven't found a name that says "here I am, this is you!" ...

Zen - silly question (sorry) but have you had your pituitary checked? For the elevated prolactin?

Use PunctuationPlayground as a name!

Yes, I had an MRI and I have a little tiny tumor