Mumsnet County … name a place, street, shop or service

[WhirlyByrd]

Your challenge is to suggest names for the places, streets and shops that would make up the County of Mumsnet.

The city would be called Forum. Its suburbs: Boden (designer, very expensive), Hunbury Hills (flashy and a bit TOWIE), Cleek (gated community).

The oldest part of town is 'Biscuitgate' there's a market there very other Thursday, at which MNetters sell organic veg and eggs from their chickens.

A pub called The Wolef Pack
A divorce solicitors called Leave The Bastard
A public notice.board in the high street for photoa of those banned from entering myleene klass et all
A fruit shop called Cutted Up Pear (or maybe a good name for a rival divorce solicitors)
Street names: Fanjo Mews, Quiche Close
Comedy club called Arf

A carpet shop full of red rugs. Lots of them. Just red rugs.

Bespoke Plumbing Repairs by TiggyD Associates

• he will come to your house and replace all your soil/sewage pipes with new perspex see-through ones. All repairs tested on site by MrD himself. Special offers for any buildings over three storeys.

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PLFHK Power Generation Plant

• situated just outside Forum, this state-of-the-art power station provides all the electricity needs for the city and all its suburbs. Runs entirely on the new eco-fuel discovery Pete's Love For His Kids - which is clean, orange green and abundantly available.

Don't forget the local rubbish dump, 'Mouldies'

Obviously a shady shop down an alley called The Oxo Tower.

An Ego Massage Parlour named Yanboo.

The local hall shall run hobbies and clubs in things like; lentil weaving, benefit bashing and troll hunting.

A shop with very, very large windows called I Saw You Coming Pedlars

A rival shady shop, 'Centre Parcs'. For those who prefer Friday's offerings...

A travel agent called FTFOAWYGTFOA.

Mouldies Rubbish Dump made me wee a leetle bit.

justine would be sheriff of forum county with olivia as her deputy?

And they could ride on a high horse across the Moral Highground

For all your domestic external lighting supplies: Gaslighting - run by the INeverSaidThat-YoureJustImaginingIt Family since 1856.

GCSE English Language exams in Forum County would be compiled separately from those in the rest of the country, because here No Is A Complete Sentence.

Abandoned Train Station

"Offline for a moment"

to their office, in forumHQ towers, postcode:TSSDNCOP (did i get that right? )

Oh mine wasn't a place, sorry. Ok, the wine bar where the hen parties go in Forum County would be called The Lolling Hun

Leave the bastard soliciters to also be given the job of issuing red flags

'Bunfight-Nite' in the village hall alternate Thursdays.

a shadey place called lurkers corner

Deli called Nice Ham

The hairdressers will offer only the MN haircut.

Local smutty sex show with Bumsex Fridays (or is it Thursdays?)
Giant screens for showings of xfactor, apprentice etc with large screen live thread running next to it

Rival travel agents to Elephants one upthread - OTBT (for the more adventurous traveller)