Mumsnet County … name a place, street, shop or service

[WhirlyByrd]

Your challenge is to suggest names for the places, streets and shops that would make up the County of Mumsnet.

The city would be called Forum. Its suburbs: Boden (designer, very expensive), Hunbury Hills (flashy and a bit TOWIE), Cleek (gated community).

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

The bookshop would have to be run by Nickelbabe.

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Ooh, weirdy x posts

[nickelhasababy]

thanks

[CogitoErgoSometimes]

There would have to be a dark side. A few no-go areas.... the Gina Ford abandoned mine, the Breast vs Bottle flooded quarry and the I Voted Conservative lonely footpath....

[WhirlyByrd]

But of course, Nickel although it will need a suitably MN name.

[AngelWreakinHavoc]

The post office could be called 'x post'

[nickelhasababy]

what, like Nickelbooks?

[sairygamp]

The benefits zone..where 56 inch plasma tvs, pictures of x-boxes, and caravans could be looked at through glass screens..

[nickelhasababy]

Angel - not "Stupid Blardy Sodding Post Office"?

[takeonboard]

Troll Manor would be under Trotters bridge on the banks of the Sweetcorn river.

[VerityClinch]

The zoo has only one small dog.

It's a shit-zu

Geddit?

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

The supermarket would be a toss up between Waitrose and cunting Sainsbury

[cocolepew]

They will be a herd of goats on the benefits zone green area.

[BumpingFuglies]

Don't forget the goats sairy

[WhirlyByrd]

There would be several schools in the locality:

Gifted and Talented Grammar, located near to Cleek. Everyone fights to get in there.

[QuintessentialShadows]

The public loos would of course be called "Cube of Poo"

[iseenodust]

A school called The Inclusive Yet Selective Academy

[cocolepew]

Don't forget The Olde Shoppe

[MinnieBar]

There would be a massive bridge over to Nethuns the rest of the world that makes a trip-trap sound whenever walked over.

[QuintessentialShadows]

There would be a bunting factory to work in, naturally it is called Cuntings Bunting

[takeonboard]

There would be a Greggs obv which would only sell sausage rolls and fruit shoots.

[iseenodust]

x- post

[cocolepew]

Pendants Corner

[WhirlyByrd]

Minnie this would of course, be closed in the holidays and after 4pm

[JarethTheGoblinKing]

Massive zombie-proof fence circling the whole town. OFRS available at Waitrose/Cunting Sainsbury's