Mumsnet County … name a place, street, shop or service

[WhirlyByrd]

Your challenge is to suggest names for the places, streets and shops that would make up the County of Mumsnet.

The city would be called Forum. Its suburbs: Boden (designer, very expensive), Hunbury Hills (flashy and a bit TOWIE), Cleek (gated community).

The bookshop would have to be run by Nickelbabe.

Ooh, weirdy x posts

thanks

There would have to be a dark side. A few no-go areas.... the Gina Ford abandoned mine, the Breast vs Bottle flooded quarry and the I Voted Conservative lonely footpath....

But of course, Nickel although it will need a suitably MN name.

The post office could be called 'x post'

what, like Nickelbooks?

The benefits zone..where 56 inch plasma tvs, pictures of x-boxes, and caravans could be looked at through glass screens..

Angel - not "Stupid Blardy Sodding Post Office"?

Troll Manor would be under Trotters bridge on the banks of the Sweetcorn river.

The zoo has only one small dog.

It's a shit-zu

Geddit?

The supermarket would be a toss up between Waitrose and cunting Sainsbury

They will be a herd of goats on the benefits zone green area.

Don't forget the goats sairy

There would be several schools in the locality:

Gifted and Talented Grammar, located near to Cleek. Everyone fights to get in there.

The public loos would of course be called "Cube of Poo"

A school called The Inclusive Yet Selective Academy

Don't forget The Olde Shoppe

There would be a massive bridge over to Nethuns the rest of the world that makes a trip-trap sound whenever walked over.

There would be a bunting factory to work in, naturally it is called Cuntings Bunting

There would be a Greggs obv which would only sell sausage rolls and fruit shoots.

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Pendants Corner

Minnie this would of course, be closed in the holidays and after 4pm

Massive zombie-proof fence circling the whole town. OFRS available at Waitrose/Cunting Sainsbury's