Mumsnet County … name a place, street, shop or service

[WhirlyByrd]

Your challenge is to suggest names for the places, streets and shops that would make up the County of Mumsnet.

The city would be called Forum. Its suburbs: Boden (designer, very expensive), Hunbury Hills (flashy and a bit TOWIE), Cleek (gated community).

Mardy - you could advertise using the strap line 'bosoms hoiked here'...

nickel I know. I KNOW. I initially thought I would just do a little summary of shops - top to bottom - nothing complicated. Then I realised I had to catagorise everything or it would all go cutted up pear shaped.

That's when it started to get ugly.

But I had put in too much work to give up so I posted in the full knowledge that there were errors and omissions

Knowing full well that the proprietors of the missing establishments, shops and businesses would rectify the situation

also, the junk shop with Saggyoldclothcatpuss in the window.

Ahem the wine shop shall be called "Is it wine o clock yet?...why yes it is " in tasteful coloured letter with decor of pebbles and shite

And, flying on a big flagpole for all to see shall be a Saltire

Sorry if it's already been said, but the local constabulary will be the Grammar Police, won't they?

I am liking the way MN county is shaping up. When can we move in?

You forgot the Troll Booth on the Trip Trap Troll Bridge.

A male-only hostel called Cocklodgers
Are their rules on the length of time I can leave my laundry on the line, and do I get fined for using different coloured pegs on items?

Can we have a bell that goes off to signify tea and cake time in the town?

It is always and [cakey] o' clock. Always.

MadameChin the goodhousekewping pedants will be inspecting washing lines to ensure all laundry is pegged in a logical manner with matching pegs.

MardyBra's shop can sell a D+ bra range called "Lardjov Nork"

Ok. I'll sit in the window of the junk shop. Although I might make it an upcycling and repair shop with a wooden pet department!

Loudspeakers are strategically placed to broadcast the message "POAS!" whenever anyone mentions that their period is late.

Ravens, FailCats and LittleDogs are all protected species.

Can we have an 'Im in Labour' claxon with a electronic public noticeboard for updated in the town square? Then all us nutters keen supporters can congregate with flasks and nibbles whilst reading the updates?

I've just thought......who are we going to be Twinned with?

PistonHeads? - well, better than F 4 or NM

Daily Mail forum?

Digital Spy?

Can we have an annual ticker tape parade? With sparkles and bunting?

There would be a massive gate across the trip-trap bridge that has a sign "down for maintenance", every stinking night just when you wanted to get in.

Ooh, we could have floats and far too much alcohol they way they do for Mardi Gras in New Orleans .

I think it would have a bat sanctuary too.

you haave forgotten Lissies tea shop!