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Please recommend your best buys what enharnce your life. But, but, but they cannot cost more than £4.73.

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ChaosTrulyReigns71 · 17/04/2012 13:53

I give you Colour Catchers and Hotel Chocolate Kir Royale truffle type things.

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ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets · 17/04/2012 15:47

This is brilliant Grin
But Chaos you have now woken the baby Angry

redrubyshoes · 17/04/2012 15:47

I think Chao's phone is the item that cost less than £4.73 but it is not unfortunately enhancing the quality of her life. Sad

Grumpla · 17/04/2012 15:47

GrinGrinGrin

Tee2072 · 17/04/2012 15:47

I'm Skyping with my dad in a minute and he's never gonna understand why there are tears streaming down my face!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/04/2012 15:49

Sorry Chaos Sad

FreudianSlipper · 17/04/2012 15:50

thanks have now discovered a way to make my own threads look popular :)

my buy would be a bag of orange aero balls (£1 in tesco) and a pack of twining?s everyday tea (£3.10 also in tesco) after drinking decaf tea for two weeks and trying to convince myself it taste the same i have decided to no longer be in denial

ChaosTrulyReigns71 · 17/04/2012 15:52

Sorry BoobPocket. [smile[

Can we get back on tack now?

, Smile

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corkythecat · 17/04/2012 15:52

I've just woken my very grumpy 6mo up by giggling and my 4yo ds wants to know why I'm laughing so much - but I cant speak!!
A good purchase for before reading this thread would have been waterproof mascara.

Maryz · 17/04/2012 15:54

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Tee2072 · 17/04/2012 15:56

Lissie's double posting has nothing on this!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/04/2012 15:56

OK, to get the thread back on track, I nominate either Cathedral City extra mature cheddar, or those mini pork pies with branston pickle in them. Smile

choceyes · 17/04/2012 16:00

A black pearl tea and a magazine!

EduStudent · 17/04/2012 16:00

Oh Chaos, you big doily Grin

ValiumQueen · 17/04/2012 16:08

I am trying to explain to my 5yo why mummy is crying. Thank you soo much. Deffo a classic! Grin

EduStudent · 17/04/2012 16:17

You look a bit sad, Chaos Sad

ChaosTrulyReigns71 · 17/04/2012 16:21

Doily?

SIOB.

You want to hear more Chaotic Doiliness.?

I have just stood outside school for 17 minutes waiting for the VeryUsefulChaotic to finish Drama Club.

Not once, not once, did I wonder why there was actually no parents three from her year.

I stood chatting to patents from a totally different year. When all their DC were collected and I was all alone I had the sense to check what time the club finished.

Yup i was 37 mims early.

Ffs. All that MNing time down the brain.

[grr]

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MadameMessy · 17/04/2012 16:21

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why did I come back to this when I knew how funny it would be and the baby gets upset when I laugh so hard I make that seal type noise :o :o :o
There is now me in hysterics and dd2 looking Hmm and :( alternatively
defo should be in classics!

SuePurblyBusinesslike · 17/04/2012 16:22

That's 37 mims you won't get back Sad.

Did you know we're fundraising for you?

EduStudent · 17/04/2012 16:23

You tit. But a luffly tit.

Would VeryUsefulChaotic be useful enough to fix your phone?

EduStudent · 17/04/2012 16:23

I donated about 30p

Dawndonna · 17/04/2012 16:25

Crying with laughter here. For heaven's sake, give that 'phone to a fifteen year old to fix. Alternatively, just bloody leave it so we can have a good laugh!

Maryz · 17/04/2012 16:27

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/04/2012 16:31

'37 mims' Grin

'All that MNing time down the brain.' Grin

Arf. Thanks Chaos.

BelleDameSansMerci · 17/04/2012 16:41
warmandwooly · 17/04/2012 16:43

Bags of Thorntons' chocolates that you can get for a pound or the mishapes.

Soap and Glory mini bubble bath