there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Big Motor

And if you say it proper Newcastle-like, there's no T in Motor (Mo-or?)

I can't believe I have only just seen this thread!

state I want your sleeping in a car neighbours! I've only got a stoned giggling old woman. Might see if I can get her to start camping in the street or something

Just bumping thread up so we keep getting updates!

How did I miss this thread for a week? OP, this is so entertaining! Keep posting :)

" I just had a argument with my caow of a mam, when she said why don't you fack off in your car with your girl slag innit. but I said I'll fack off in your car! but I don't have ignition key so I'm not going in till she says sorry.
Also this women keeps taking photos of me from over the road, I think she fancies me or summfink."

You might end up getting secretly fond of em. Like Alan Bennett and his Lady in the Van. She started off on his street and ended up on his Drive for 15 years

Hi stateofconfusion
I have only just spotted this thread!
I especially like the photo evidence to prove its not a wind up.

A friend of mine lived in his car for 5 months last year (local council said he wasnt homeless because he had his car!) - the police moved him on constantly (five or six times a night sometimes). The police wherever you live OP must have a different agenda!

Oh yes - definately read about Alan Bennett and the lady in the van - very funny and terribly sad at the same time :o :(

I'd feel terrible if they were actually homeless and got moved on, we spent most of last year homeless, no mention of our car, but that maybe because we have dc?

Who knows!

Sorry I've been absent this evening managed to take a nasty knock to the head sunday and its been worse today.
Nothing new to report I'm afraid.

I'll be back first thing.

Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear about your bump. Are you okay? FGS, don't let your thread keep you from resting! But we may have to fire you for incomplete updates

Don't they get a bit chilly at night? The days have been lovely for the past couple of days, the evenings noticibly chillier, fuck knows what night time is like.
I did laugh at woman in the van, me and DH saw that with Maggie Smith.
You need to clarify something for me. Are they properly foreign or just from Norfolk? not much of a difference but important.
Hope your head feels better.

You rest dear, and for what it's worth you seem a lovely person

garlic better this morning usless I poke it the door swung open into my head in the wind.

rip its very cold here from 6-7pm onwards, just suddenly goes cold from a sunny and mild day, but they do appear to have the engine on in the evenings so hopefully that's for the heaters not the cigarette lighter powered vibrator.

Yes they are properly foreign, high percentage of polish people here but I honestly don't know where the car folk are from.

Thanks barebums

Dp has taken ds to school as I was feeling funny last night so ill get an update from him soon :)

You should have gone a&e with that head injury - especially if it's the reason your feeling funny.
Hope your ok

I know I had a busy day and kind of forgot about it then rubbed my head yesterday and made it hurt all day.

Going to try and get a doctors appointment.

Day 9 in the Jizz stinking car.

Original boy and original girl are wearing matching pjs. Seen eating, and wrestling with a duvet.

What nosey mother over the road wants to know is why they don't get in the front and fully recline the seats, instead of cramming into the back seat?

Haha the neighbours are actually trying to encourage this??

Did you go dr yet?

Still loling...

These kids have got amazing stamina!

My teenage fights with mum & dad were 9/10 sorted out within 5 hours of 'I hate you! I'm going to live in the caravan!' - Caravan was bigger than a car but bloody cold and dirty...

I'm the nosey mother over the road

I'm on a waiting list for the doctors, they'll call me --on the 25th of never-- when there is a free slot.

But having worried all night its not hurting today, --unless I poke it--

I'm about to pop out so hopefully some updates on my return.

This NEEDS to be made into a book.

They laughed at 24 Years at the Tap End but look at 'em now!

They aren't in the car...

Day 9 in the jizz stinking car.

2pm this afternoon original boy was seen leaving the jizz stinking car.

By 2.25pm original girl had also left.

We eagerly anticipate there return.

Bet they cracked and have gone home tail between legs?
The cleaning of the car was my first suspicion.

barebums I think things may be about to get interesting, the car was leaving as I went to get ds from school.

On my return home original boy and girl are in the house, lots of shouting and rummaging in cupboards etc.

Me thinks mumsy has hidden there keys!

I'm going to 'look' for something in the garage and find an online translator so I can give a more detailed update.

Oh, excellent!

Not sure whose side I'm on now - exasperated mum or car-camping kids!
"Nosey Mum" gets the most votes, of course