there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Ergh the smell. The rank, stale, old breath, off food, sweaty, jizzy smell.

barf

Coming verylate to this. I am astonished at how long they have lasted out. No showers, no lynx and how are they eating?
You've mentioned one pizza delivery, but they must be existing on sandwiches and crisps. Unless they've cunningly managed to connect a babybel to the cig lighter socket.

Ahh ffs, wrote a long reply and mumsnet went offline

white I feel quite sick now.

I really wish I could get my hands on one of those 'police aware' stickers to slap on the window, that would shit them up a bit.

rip they do occasionally go out, and from the amount of rubbish or the parcel shelf, there is food. And wrt washing, I've met more than a few late teen males who happily ferment for weeks before someone forces a shower on them.

UPDATE!!!!

They have driven the car onto the grass and path outside the house, doors, windows and boot wide open and are cleaning it, like thoroughly, boy and girl, scrubbing away!

The thing I noticed first is they have matching fleece pjama bottoms on.

are boy and girl combo siblings or partners?
I am equally fascinated and repulsed by this thread.

I bet they've been told they can come back in the house IF they clean the car...or they're proving they can live in the car by cleaning it??

at twin fluffy jammies

Was it a dare, d'you reckon? Or maybe it was their week's holiday!

Pic on profile, ill pop back out again shortly and attempt a pj shot.

I'll be disapointed if they leave the car, its like having a pet, without dealing with the mess myself.

Matching pjs a dare, unlikely, people here do the school run in pjs, and I mean at 3.15pm not the morning

Dp insists they're siblings, look similar, but but they kissed and are a bit, touchy feely

I'm off for another snoop, god bless dp for cleaning the garage today whilst there's action going on

I am now I want my neighbours to live in their car so my DH will clean out the garage

At least they are cleaning it

I bet it's for sportrelief. They are going the extra mile.
How did you shoot that second picture. It's very running away in a war zone isn't it. Did you hold it by your arse and hope?

Eww maybe that's why she kicked him/them out cos he's canoodling with his sister??

That's very flowers in the attic Barebums.

Although given the county it's all playing out in, maybe not

Ha. I love you, OP. Great photos.

Covert pics - you need to make it look like you are texting, just tilt phone up a bit.

lolol at matching jammies.

State I live next to a rather large forest in East Angular. In fact I might get out of my sick bed to wander around the estate over the road looking for a steamy BMW.

That sounded better in my head.

I really hope they're cleaning it to get back in. I'll be disappointed if they give up & go home now.

NorfolkNChance from your name I'm assuming you must be nearby. There's 'free range segways' now at the forest I'm nearby. and I'd just like to state I am nothing like the stereotypes my lovely estate boasts, we had a labrador (rip molly) not a pit bull of some kind

Rip that's what dp said he's from the midlands although and finds everyone a bit bizare down here

I'm perfecting the photos, I keep making dd say cheese, then saying, "oh dd do stand still its all blurry" until I get a good'un.

I have NO shame, they're sat back inside it but its still on the doorstep practically.

Dps just came in, she whistled at him when he bent down to lock the garage, and his answer to what's going on is, "bunch of fuck tards, best not to try and figure it out, you'll drive yourself and your mumsnet lot insane eventually"

Oh and norfolk, that did sound a bit creepy!

bagel not as disapointed as me I can assure you.

Ah not too far away from you but just far enough, my name is a bit misleading I really should be SuffolkNWhat as I am just over the border.

I do know where you are though.

Again that sounded better in my head. And less stalkerish.

Haha, we just hoped the border last year, I was in the town known for its gardens and ruins

Ah I currently reside just outside the town of gardens and ruins (I work right by the garden in question)

And my parents are relatively close to you.
I wonder what my Mum's up to, she could come down and give you back up in case you go in with your camera for the money shot.

It certainly is, our old house was a stones throw from them. although the garden in question is not in my good books, sand, water and my strange dd do not mix, and I've been finding sand in the car, pushchair, bags, me, you get the picture, for weeks

update the mum just threw a washing up bowl of water over the car.