d'y ever wonder where all the multiple mummies went?

[HarrogateMum]

I'm here

Isn`t he a darling? Shabs you are soooooo lucky, that cheeky face and smile lights up a room I bet. Now girls I am in agony and feeling old...............just googled and self diagnosed a ganglion on my middle finger! Had this funny bony hard bump appear about 4 weeks ago, it sort of came and went. The last 24 hours it has been sooooooooooooo painful, what can I do?

Oh yes Trips - the old fashioned thingeymebob was to bash it with a bible......luckily nowadays we realise that is crap!!! I went into our local corner shop tonight.....very, very handsome Indian lad behind the counter. I said 'Hello, young man.' His reply "Hello Old Lady' I just stared at him and said 'You cheeky little shit.....I may look old to you BUT I am 17 in my head and I will remain 17 years old in my head till they nail my pissing coffin lid down............ 'Im really sorry young lady' he replied.....'Too late you little dickhead' was my reply....... Awwww cant believe I said that - OR - that the people in the queue behind me all started laughing.

Who gives strangers the right to judge us....who has walked even an inch in our shoes? I am getting more and more pissing angry with every day that passes by. One more person crosses me and they will regret it!!!

Morning girls xx

Afternoon ladies! Shabba, I would have loved to have been there.

I'm hungry, but it's too close to dinner time and I'm porky enough without an extra.

I was a bit over the top LOL - went in for my paper this morning and he just grinned at me, so I reckon I am forgiven!!

Lew brought 'his cousin' to meet me today......his 'cousin' only plays with him at our house!!! 'Andma, me brought me cousin to meet you - he is called Johnson!' 'Awww thats nice Lew where is he?'

'Put your glasses on Andma he is here with me, smiling at you

I had to fight to not LOL. All day that darn Johnson has been here - I should be on double my imaginary wages!!

The last 10 mins has been the highlight of my day, propped up in bed eating a bowl of jumbo roasted nuts..............................hoping to find one I have dropped! Bloody cheek, was on the pc at 8pm when dh sent ds2 in to tell me Springwatch was on if I was interested. Thats because I was on the pc. So in I went to watch it and what happens again? Dh falls asleep all the way through it, every nights the same....................after a meal and a drink or 4. Finger is swollen and painful, phoned the docs at 8am, not a single appt until next week! She told me to phone back at 1pm to see if there was a cancellation or the docs had released more appts, nothing! Just hoping it will just go away! Shabs, you feeling better now?

Quite a bit Trips - thanks xx

Aww Shabs, at least he has someone to play with now, give you a break

Just found out that my nephew and his wife (Graces' mum and dad) are about 6 weeks pregnant Grace turned 1 on New Years Eve, 2010 so they will have two bubbas very close together. xx

Morning girls xx

Afternoon ladies. Good physio appointment this morning. Have finally been referred to a podiatrist for some properly fitted insoles to help my poorly knees and flat feet.

Trips card for Lew received LOL....thank you darling - have given it to Mum so it doesn't get opened early.....how can that precious lad be 3 tomorrow?

What have I missed! WHat have I missed! Been mad busy (sounds a bit like madlizzy - hellooooo!) with work and half term....

DH now gone to Le Mans for 6 nights

We went camping at the weekend for the first time in our pop up camper. It was good but smelt foisty inside and I found myself looking longingly (shhhh) at the caravans. Does this make me officially middle aged? Am I soon to be PM'ing oooggs for details of her caravan and how much it was/how many it sleeps/what facilities it has etc.....? (hint, oooggs let me know re all of the above, ha ha!)

Hope everyone is well...

Harrogatemum pic on my profile I think!!!! Single axle, Avante 556, £9K (but came with everything apart from clothes & bedding) sleeps 6, kingsize bed at front, fixed bunkbeds at back & dinette that converts into bunkbeds on side.

Mine is identical to this but with fitted carpets & where they have a set of drawers in the middle of the sofa I also have the cushion set to make this a 'U' shaped sofa

Huge apologies to those who are not interested in this drivle

I am def old then as there is nothing more horrendous to me than camping. We have a trailer tent for sale, used 4 times only, comes with loads of extras. I just found it hard work, I was built for comfort:o
Been to hospital today re the sore finger, they wouldnt look at it and sent me to gp. She hardly looked at it, said she hadnt got a clue and bunged me a weeks worth of anti-biotics!
Won`t be here tomorrow night, going up to London with a close friend who is having brain surgery on Thurs morning. Scary....................
Shabs hope Lew has a fab day, give him a kiss for me xx

Morning girls xx

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Happy Birthday to Trips Nan xxx

Well....Lew is off to Toys R Us today - armed with dosh!!! He asked me for the pennies LOL...only 3 and asking for money!!! Says he is going to buy 'birthday sweets' and 'everything else!' xx

DOH!!!! Happy Birthday to Rubesters Nan xxx

Arrrrrrrrrgggghhhhh bloody kids!!! Tom has one responsibility - to move his arse bum out of bed. He got up at 8.25 - school is 15 minute walk away plus at least 10 minutes to get dressed. Bell goes at 8.40!!! I have had to get him a taxi with my last 2 quid!! Yes, I know that I should have let him walk and get there late....yes I know I have to teach him a lesson - but, I cant bear anybody being late for anything. As he went out he was apologising. I just said 'We WILL have a long discussion about this tonight!!

During all this DS1 is texting me, even though he knows I HAVE NO CREDIT to reply!!!! He is off today with Lew. 'Mum please can I pinch a couple of cigs again....will treat you when I get paid'

What a rotten start to the day. Bloody, soddin' kids!!

Morning girls xx

Hola ladies

I joined the "boozers anonymous" thread. Its time I took more care of me. You might see me about but I certainly won't be knocking back buckets of gin or B52's!!!!

Craravans? I've always had the best sex in caravans!!!!!! Its that kind of, "quiet, they'll hear us" thing. Apologies if this is more FG info that is needed and/or too early in the morning.