MLM Bot Watch 71

[Spongebobette]

Yes it’s the 71st thread focused on exposing the lies of MLMs and the deceptions practiced by so/called ‘leaders’ who recruit recruit recruit!
You will only lose money if you join their ‘team’ - don’t do it!

I think why we get deluged by kids/pets photos is they have nothing of interest to say. It keeps the minions in check. I wonder if they keep a note who is still in the loop. On second thoughts that would require PLANNING & WORK.

I have forgotten what I said now! Something about her being a scammer. I’m still not blocked though!

@Garliccoriander

They don’t. Castle is doing this countdown to drum up interest in her new venture. Does anyone care apart from her parents at this stage. the long count down over estimated peoples interest and her own attention span so we have to watch videos of her kids laughing. She can’t even pawn the kids off on her parents which must be killing her. She clearly got fuck all content from her motor home trip. She’s on a cleanse so can’t wow us with her latest vegan wheeze and she didn’t get a pool.

she’s getting little to no interaction with her forever friends and her brother is busy moving on.

what next - perhaps she needs to film Mr Castle getting a tattoo of her face somewhere 🤣

Castles 'retirement' status 🙄

She definitely needs to start proof reading her posts

her face looks photoshopped in the latest Facebook post. She needs some tips from Yawn 😉

Yawns remodelling herself as some kind of weight loss guru. Apparently she has nutritionists and pts that she works with so she can deffo help you.

Castle has thrown her toys out the pram cos she's not the FL poster girl anymore.

Absolute Narcissim at its finest. No longer the go to girl, so if she is a side piece to other women, she leaves.

She will have the shock of her life in the real business world, as soon as her FL fans drop off, or get lured into a new shiny team, her business will be just her, her skill set and her offering.

I think she may rue this decision, her self belief is way stronger than her apparent business acumen.

I do wonder if there has been a high level FL fallout, Bro leaving for a real job, Pro Planner closed due to connection to another FL high level bot.

Yawn is wearing a wolf run tee shirt. In case anyone doesn’t know wolf run is similar to tough mudder. Wonder where she got that from because I’m sure it would be all over insta if she’d actually earned it…

Isn’t FL a legacy business (so they say) so wouldn’t Castle continue receiving income in her ‘retirement’?

Has anyone had any Chinese whispers about any other cheques yet. The trip is now like they hadn’t been as it’s very quiet.Any bots due their accounts yet?

What I don’t understand with Castle is, if she’s giving up FL, why fork out on that ridiculous 4 day shred thing? She won’t be needing the CCs to meet her monthly target or being an example to her team so why bother doing it?

BFFs reply boasts even worse proof-reading skills... 😂

So if Castle is leaving FL and network marketing why she still posting about her 4 day detox/cleanse.

Why promote "fantastic" results from a company you're walking away from? Something fishy here.

I see that mr castle is bringing a baby on the ride on mower, while she films them.

How irresponsible they are, that’s absolute terrible parenting, especially as you see him arching his back at restaurants and in peoples arms. How can you be in charge of a vehicle and a child. And him an ex policeman who should know better

Are they so desperate for interaction, that bad attention is better than none.

Castles latest inst apost - 'it is about being real, humble and kind' - that one loves her irony!

Also telling that of the 431 comments, about 99% are bot accounts, people asking for marriage, or people offering crypto scam advice.

She’s probably got a garage full of stock to shift. Every little helps! 😉

I see Uber has posted a word salad about “honesty” and how it’s the most important thing she can teach her children. I wonder how that works? “When mummy told all those nice followers that they could emulate JL’s success but Mummy left out the bit about JL’s serious insolvency it wasn’t dishonest, it was just a special MLM version of the truth that mummy uses in the pockets of time she’s scamming people working”.

Honesty brings inner peace says Uber and I’m sure being authentic does indeed help the human condition but the way MLM requires people to behave is surely the very opposite of this. I think all of us have thought that it must be a nightmare having to continually manipulate and lie to often vulnerable people to line your own pockets. Could Uber be mistaking her cognitive dissonance or lack of care about lying as “inner peace”? 🙄

And on the subject of honesty, does anyone know why the floorboards that Yawn stands on in her hall to take yet another selfie are always narrower than the floorboards her white booted feet are not touching?

....or why her face always seems to look slimmer on photos where her hair is slicked back off her face🤔

(eg. today's Work From Home one compared to the selfie with her mum from a few days ago)

This appeared on a local group page

anyone know how much this poor bot paid for these samples she is giving away?

Same with castle - she can’t photoshop her double chin off a live 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I see she’s broken her cleanse too with alcohol ! Great start

I was told by a RL friend of Castle’s BFF today that they have not spoken in person for months. They fell out over the Pro-planner business and Castle has been hurt by some of the flaunting of BFF’s new BFFs over social media. Oh dear.

I know she’s said she’s going to tell all on her lives but I bet it’ll just be a string of hyperbole and insinuating and hinting. No tea will be spilled because Castle is too reliant on her downline to jump ship with her to whatever pyramid scheme her and her new BFF are cooking up.

Whoever guessed upthread that Salon has gone to The Choc Chicken Cartilage Shake Company guessed right. That’s another horrible company to add to her list. I suppose we will see her victims stepping away from the melatonin laced children’s gummies to the “vegan” cartilage shakes (if she can still entice them in these hard times).

@Spongebobette the samples are the same size as the products aren’t they so I’m guessing she paid a hefty price for them. I think a box of30 is c£80 isn’t it (not sure)? Mind you my local FB marketplace has plenty and so does eBay, perhaps she’s picked up an overpriced “bargain”. Probably been told she’s got to speculate to accumulate ☹️