MLM Bot Watch 71

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Yes it’s the 71st thread focused on exposing the lies of MLMs and the deceptions practiced by so/called ‘leaders’ who recruit recruit recruit!
You will only lose money if you join their ‘team’ - don’t do it!

@BSintolerant

She’ll have her cousins daughter helping out once she’s back. They’ll probably head back early from their motorhome holiday

Mr Castle was supposed to be doing a blog or something about their motor home travels.waiting with bated breath here

Does anyone remember the bot i think was called pornbot? Her profile is making for very uncomfortable reading; she appears to have tragically lost her son suddenly earlier in the week and today was online launching her new business ☹️

That’s terrible, the poor poor woman. Her profile does make uncomfortable viewing, her posts veer between understandably devastated and chirpy MLM launch.

Good grief, I've just gone on to her profile and I completely agree, it is extremely uncomfortable and weird to read that she's launching her new MLM partnership so soon. They must be utterly devastated after such a tragic loss

Can I have a clue for Pornbot please? Forgotten!

Also laughing at Yawn's 'unposed for' candid snap of her 'taking a selfie'. If she takes a selfie from that angle, then I'm a size 6 supermodel...

I don't remember who Porn bot is either.

Can someone give some clues please

Pornbot has her husband's Nigerian surname so I'm at a loss as to how to give a clue to that. Her first name is the same at Gordon Browns wife.
She's previously been in FM and was the fastest ever pearl orchid (??)!!, she then moved to actilife(?) then Revital U, has been with Essens for the last 3 yrs as a platinum manager.
I have a feeling her name could have come from an encounter with Wellhard's (eastenders) owner but I can't remember now

Have watched Sacks lives about her blue light hairdryer and I'm truly 😳😱😳😱 in equal measure at the nonsense she's spewing and the amount of people wanting one too

Has anyone looked into MP from The Body Shop At Home?

I've found pornbot. Search Essens + Gordon Brown's wife name on Facebook and scroll down.
Why was she nicknamed Pornbot in the first place?

The last paragraph of my post about her, I think she went to the papers about a night with a certain actor

Hmm. Have also located Pornbot’s social media from the clues above and I just don’t get it; don’t they draw people in by showcasing their ‘aspirational’ lives? Nothing on her page looks very aspirational.

Pornbot reminds me of Salon with the constant change of companies. So sad that she is posting her grief all over socials whilst still shilling though. I know some people find it comforting to share their pain (yes, Castle, you) but I find it uncomfortable to see. Castle could certainly benefit from grief counselling.

So Castle is attempting the "4 day reboot" again having failed after day 1 the last time she tried it.

She mentions that part of it is access to a weight loss hypnotherapy programme. I've not heard any of the other bots mention this which seems odd.

Was anyone else aware of this as part of the 4 day starvation plan?

Worth £444 none the less!

Who is she kidding with those ONE DAY pictures!

She will be back to her normal weight in a week, she can not stick to anything for more than a few days.

There's no mention of any hypnotherapy on the product description I can see

shopnow.foreverliving.com/gbr/en-gb/products/659-DX4

I wonder if this is something she's adding on for her customers? Maybe a hypnotherapist she knows? The £444 makes me think it's one of these scammers people who sell coaching etc programmes online. The pricing is always an awkward number, £97, £997 etc... £444 would fit!

I still cannot see how the price for this detox rebalancing system can be justified. I know a lot of FL prices are ridiculous but this takes the biscuit. I can't see it will sell to people other than bots.

In Castle's clip she says about the hypnotherapy that it's a "special the team's doing at the minute"

I wonder if this is just for the top bots during this showcasing of the new product to try and ensure they get impressive visible results?? Of course the lowly bots who fork out a fortune for the 4 day programme don't get it (and then when they don't lose as much or it goes straight back on again they just blame themselves).

Interesting that Castle doesn't mention Forever Living in her clip

I wonder if this is something she's adding on for her customers? Maybe a hypnotherapist she knows? The £444 makes me think it's one of these scammers people who sell coaching etc programmes online. The pricing is always an awkward number, £97, £997 etc... £444 would fit!

...something to do with her new business partnership maybe? 🤔

Considering castle was allegedly called her son’s grandma it’s not a great advertisement for the collagen and all the other stuff she takes.

what fool will pay her £444

and her bff is back on a cleanse, again.

That woman has a really worrying attitude to food

Why do they all go on about ‘brain fog’ and ‘bloat’?

I tell you what will cause Brain Fog - 4 days on <400 Calories!

Such an unhealthy 4 day programme, I am amazed that in 2022, this style of crash diet is legal to promote.

Some fancy words for basic essentials, wrapped up in pyseudo science is in essence a 4 day starvation plan.

Starvation - Noun - the state of having no food for a long period.

Either that didn't happen, and the total narcissist just needed her daily adoration and compliments. Or the FL lifestyle has aged her beyond her years.

Either way, its tragic

The reason they use terms such as 'bloat', 'mind fog', 'rebalance', 'reboot' etc. is that they are close to being medical conditions and claims to cure them, while being vague enough that they can say they weren't really making such forbidden claims.

That’s a £300 add on, so her new bizniz is piggybacking on the FL shite to sell the hypnotherapy shite. Surely the powers that be at FL won’t take kindly to that.