MLM Bot Watch 71

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Yes it’s the 71st thread focused on exposing the lies of MLMs and the deceptions practiced by so/called ‘leaders’ who recruit recruit recruit!
You will only lose money if you join their ‘team’ - don’t do it!

Does Mr Castle still have his printing naff quotes on clothes business?

Mr castle set up a company doing bespoke quotes for deliveries but it closed

did I read he had a Dpd franchise or something like that ? but not sure if he gave it up to print t-shirts for castle

obviously Bruv isn’t around to do the hard work anymore on the designs etc. for t-shirts and planners. I’ve a feeling she was looking for someone to do it but wonder did it cost too much

Castle is pathetic
‘I’ve messed up already’
‘I'm knackered’
’oops I nearly said the name of my new business’

Yawn posts that boring old claptrap about a JOB being a pyramid scheme and then follows it up with various posts about laying the patio.
I had a new patio last year and I paid an expert to come and do it because I have a JOB.

I love looking at castles photo shopped jawline in all her new business imagery .
it hasn’t been done very well so looks like someone else’s head (hers from 5 years ago) has been stuck on her neck. Pure comedy gold.

She must be ripping her mum took a holiday and she has to look after her own kids.
Will she eat some eggs too as she’s bought some for Bruv. She might as she’s so desperate for content for her lives, she’ll probably get a ‘sign’ to eat them

Re Yawns hatred of real work. I hope such a statement doesn’t impact her children’s career path.

Moved into a castle, Grew a Planner business, The
trolls came out!

Are we looking forward to that one 😂

Meanwhile BFF is thinking hard about ‘walk on music’ and an outfit for success day or some other pretend event

bread and circuses

Never shared Facebook techniques, would that be buying followers and paying them to like and share your posts?
I wonder if she will thank her parents for their endless support and the massive sacrifices they have made?

If I were her, I’d be careful about sending her minions to this forum. Maybe she would have to answer some tough questions on her directors loans, alleged parent funding and her many many twists of the truth

I've got a BSAH bot on my FB. She posted about three weeks ago to ask if people could tag her in any local jobs as needed a regular income due to rising prices. Clearly the Top Bot - and I mean Queen BSAH bot - spotted it as she then posted a card she'd got "for doing so well", and ever since we've been treated to post after post, tagging people in her comments when she gets little interaction, and live after live.

She does lives unboxing of her deliveries and 70% of it is usually for her. It's clear that BSAH Queen has got to her and told her to work her business.

She's been to a regional training yesterday and today we've had 17 posts on her "business" page and 6 on her personal page. And I've had a text..... it's so sad, she can't afford to do what she's doing and I think she realised but had it knocked back out of her.

Yawn’s face has changed shape yet again

Uber and Yawn have joined forces and are being super nice to each other

What’s that about

Survival?

Someone as high profile as Castle leaving retiring will be a huge shock and with the current climate and the downturn for FL generally, they have realised how at risk the business is. They need to present a united front. They don't know what Castle will do or say next, she seems to be a loose Canon, so they are shoring up the defences

I am trying to remember if anyone as high profile as thst stepped away publicly in my day and I can't remember. I do remember a couple of managers switching to what turned out to be a properly scammy MLM but nothing like Castle's exit. I remember being advised to block that couple on Facebook in case they tried to recruit me or my friends

I do think the powers that be will be very worried right now and there will be lot of damage limitation exercises going on in the teams.

Oh, the irony!
Castle has posted one of those pass-agg hunspirational quotes about ignoring the jealous haterz.
The exhortation is to "grow in silence, let success be the noise" - surely the exact opposite of her current direction, where she makes an awful lot of noise to mask the absence of any real substance (or success)...

The lives, spouting shit, there’s no kinder word to use. Perhaps she should ask her business guru 7 year old what he thinks, and if he’s as honest and smart as she says, he’ll tell her to stop embarrassing herself and be quiet like that mountain

Tbf I think her son has a point... pretty sure he told her to just get on and say what she needed to because most people aren't interested 🤣🤣 maybe he is a business guru in the making after all!

That latest Live is just inane drivel.
Stopping to say hell to randoms on the live
Camera not set up prior to starting
When you have grief, just go to your mums caravan and have a 2 hour sleep in the middle of the day.
How shattered she is
And the most ironic - how to stay focussed.

Coming from the woman who can not stick to anything for more than 3 days.

This is what is needed, people to actually know the truth, bravo to who ever did it.

Had to turn off Castles live, it is literally her recalling her own life story. No overly engaging at that!

Sorry had to request pic was deleted but here is edited version

Perhaps castle can share her Wisdom

dont dance on hobs they’ll break - and it’s a pretty disgraceful thing to do to the owners in a rental property

Dont cut down beautiful old trees for a pool until you find out the cost and lead time for a pool

do move your parents into a mobile home on the garden so they will come at 5am to take a baby off you so you can sleep and act as unpaid help and be grateful

Take your business advise from an eight year old

spend your whole time on a screen fiddling with your hair and face, it makes you look really professional

Shout out random names on your lives, it helps to pad out the time and distract people from the fact that you’ve nothing useful to say and looks really professions

use mediums to hone in on the most vulnerable to rinse the maximum from

kids are cheap content when you can’t be arsed to put your face on.

anything I’ve missed ?

Focus on a new fad for 3 days maximum, then switch to something new.
Drive with your child on the front seat with no seatbelt

I forgot

Perhaps photoshop your five year old face onto your current neck

Think you’re bigger than your current MLM and when they cut your role - strop off rather than deal with it.

even though you’re 40 - expect your parents to clean up all your messes, and expect them to be damned grateful

Never let your husband speak on social , so he retains his air of mystery man.

Castles poor parents, just coming home after travelling, it takes more out of you when you’re older and she’s gleefully planning on dumping kids there.