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MarchXX · 08/03/2022 22:14

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Ohnonevermind · 31/03/2022 21:44

Castles mum is expressing gratitude that she can provide unpaid childcare for a whole week in the sun.

Maybe castle can do the steps she committed to in her sisters memory - use her highlighter in her planner to find those pockets of time
🤣

If I was her parents, I’d be nervous she’d commandeer their mobile home as her new CEO HQ and park them in her camper van 🤣 she’s got form !

YouOKHun · 01/04/2022 00:41

@Twentytwentyhindsight

Oooh *@YouOKHun*- brutal screenshot of Castle being called out!
I know! 😁
Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 07:49

That comment is fantastic.

NormalForNuneaton · 01/04/2022 09:10

Is anyone in Uber's group for her holiday home or privy to it's availability?

She seems so desperate to promote it, even for a couple of days next week, that I'm wondering if she's not getting the bookings flooding in from her minions like she thought she would. I would imagine it's overpriced too.

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 09:32

@NormalForNuneaton

Having a look at the videos I would have to say that it’s not a well designed holiday home.

The stairs are cramped and narrow.
There is no parking.
She’s sacrificed a few ‘design’ features for the things that make a holiday home work.

There is no wet room type facility to clean all the wetsuit and British beach paraphernalia.

The living room has a fire but no storage.
In fact there is little or no storage in the property and probably any storage has Ubers full time stuff .

You can’t leave stuff outside in the car, as you can’t park the car outside

Where do buggy’s and wetsuits go ?

The beachfront houses here have beach access, which her house doesn’t

I’m a mum with three kids, I wouldn’t stay there. I live by the sea and the kids spend large amounts of time at the beach

I’ve a lovely bath overlooking the sea - never use it 🤣 it’s a big fat cooper elephant

Twentytwentyhindsight · 01/04/2022 09:33

Her business model for the rental appears to be based on expecting her downlines to be queuing up for a let in the hope of ingratiating themselves with her or having some of her 'magic' rub off...
What Uber forgot to factor in is that her minions have already been fleeced to within an inch of their lives by her and FL, and that any of their claims of abundance are just 'faking it 'til you make it', just like she taught them...
Flogging a dead horse- ain't going to happen.

fromdownwest · 01/04/2022 09:41

They may well buy a few aloe lips to please their master.
However, a huge chunk of change for a holiday to please her, not so much.

fromdownwest · 01/04/2022 09:43

Anyone else get the impression the wheels are falling off Castles wagon.
She seems almost desperate in her CEO plugging, her FL dream girl status pulled from underneath her, and her 99p pad and pens seem to have been put aside.

Jack of all it appears at the minute, and mastering none.

On the Screen shot comments, some one states that her business advice would be torn apart by a 10 year old. So it’s clear people are wising up to it

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 09:46

She should have put a shower/ storage room storage room where the kitchen is, made a better job of the stairs and moved a kitchen into the living room.

Kitchen with small table island and scrapped the fire. It would have functioned far better.

Where will all the fire stuff be stored ? Log pile at the front door ?

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 09:52

@fromdownwest

She cast her FL dream girl aside, she thought she was bigger and better than them. They didn’t take it from her.

Her best friend is far more loyal to the company and has been rewarded. How do they fit together in the down line structure

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 09:54

Castles parents have funded that dream. They’re now reduced to a mobile home. They’ll all have to get real jobs now.

Castle is a huge spender, ‘can we retrench’ - from Jane Austen’s persuasion comes to mind.

Spongebobette · 01/04/2022 11:05

And another ‘treat day’ off school for Castle’s son. Demonstrating how little they value education

fromdownwest · 01/04/2022 11:23

Imagine growing up telling your children a day off from school is ‘a treat’…

Baffling

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 12:41

My kids think having a day off is a treat - most do - but I’d have sent him to school for the morning at least, rather than lying in bed for photo ops.
Is castle taking him away herself or is someone else providing the free childcare 🤔

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 12:58

Castle is saying the rubber band snap her is idea.
Why doesn’t she google before making such silly claims - that’s a very old idea used by psychologists for a long time.

Next she’ll be claiming to have invented the wheel

NormalForNuneaton · 01/04/2022 13:49

What's the "rubber band snap" live about?

I really can't face watching it! I'd rather saw my own arm off with a rusty spoon 😆

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 14:22

A lot of professionals use it to break a cycle of thoughts. It’s used in CBT.

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 14:27

I’m a petty person but I just love looking at the difference in colour between castles face and hands 🤣

fromdownwest · 01/04/2022 14:45

@Ohnonevermind

Castle is saying the rubber band snap her is idea. Why doesn’t she google before making such silly claims - that’s a very old idea used by psychologists for a long time.

Next she’ll be claiming to have invented the wheel

Yeah, it is a thing that I invented, you know if you pull an elasitc band and it snaps, it doesn't go back to where it was before.

A quick google search of the 'Rubber Band Theory' brings up 6,190,000 results, so only over 6.1 million other people before you Castle.

She really does believe all the nonsense she spouts about her waxing lycrical about being a top CEO doesn't she.

BSintolerant · 01/04/2022 22:00

It’s only a matter of time before Castle starts selling her own brand of elastic bands in various hues of vomit, emblazoned with inspirational slogans. I can see them now …

“My truth is elastic.”
“Catapult yourself up the pyramid!”
“Stretch mum and dad’s finances.”
“Resistance is futile! Yawn …”
“My other band’s castrating Bruv!”

Twentytwentyhindsight · 01/04/2022 23:30

@BSintolerant Grin

Ohnonevermind · 01/04/2022 23:40

@BSintolerant - 😂

YouOKHun · 01/04/2022 23:55

GrinGrinGrin

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 02/04/2022 03:20

One of Castle's downlines, who posts very detailed updates of her very sick husband in and out of secure mental health units, is holding a raffle for mental health charity. All profits apparently will go to the charity but obviously the prizes will boost her CCs. The price of these 'luxury sets' is ridiculous

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Spongebobette · 04/04/2022 10:01

Castle’s BFF is posing in a bikini saying she’s been ‘really bad with food’ and is starting a cleanse

Eating disorder I think

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