MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Don’t they all?!

Ugh. It was DS’s school summer fair today and there was a Scentsy ‘independent consultant’. She had obviously spent a lot of money on stock and a personalised table cloth for her stall. I felt sorry for her as she looked miserable and nobody was buying anything, but I hope this makes her see the light faster.

Theres a photo of Ubers cheque.
it’s hard to make out but I read $150k

could that be right ? It’s a big drop from her
heydey.

what about castle, is it even worth posting ? Perhaps she used it to pay for some new IKEA office supplies

Uber cheque is $153.228.66 to be exact. A big drop!

Oh dear, after conversion into £, bank commission, taxes etc., that won't make much of a dent in the amount spent on garage qualifying, let alone the (alleged) £500K spent renovating the rental...

Uber selling a load of FL+baby stuff + womenswear on fb marketplace. No kitchen sink though.

Guessing by the amount of garage-qualifying stock she's desperate to sell, the kitchen sink will be listed before too long.
It always amazes me that downlines don't see through it when their uplines are discounting online and effectively undercutting any possibility of them getting 'retail' price for flogging the stuff...

MinionMe/Specsavers bot has a few interesting photos from today's training day ....Uber's cheque, BFF's cheque...but none of Yawn's cheque.

None of the usual Yawn and BFF being pally...just one where they're sharing the stage ...I'd love to know what Yawn's thinking on that one.

Interesting to see Yawn without the filters.

Yes, I knew she's been photoshopping her face thin! It looks more normal on the stage.

These fat blockers that BFF is obsessed with. She takes them before a gin. Which has no fat... interesting.

Honestly she talks about being too thin and then takes these. Hello disordered eating...

Ooh. I see new protege bot got a cheque! And it's more than BFF!

Hilarious disclaimer in those cheques!
"This achievement is not typical. Less than 1% of Of all FBOs achieve Chairman's bonus'.

“Multiple streams of income is not a luxury - it’s a necessity”
Seems to be the new message bots are using. Is this a subtle disclaimer suggesting that you shouldn’t give up your day job? I’ve seen both Yawn and Castle use it recently. Maybe their lack of huge chairman’s bonus cheques over the last few years is really causing massive financial issues. Ubers “jumble sale” suggests panic is setting in.

Uber at 153k is a huge result.
If she is the number one to look up to and she has had a cheque 10% of what she used to earn, then surely even the most botted bot would look twice.

I wonder what Castle got, very quiet for such a show off.

Yawn has also been very quiet about her cheque. But then she is very modest and retiring, not the type to brag about stuff and plaster it all over social media, so it must be out of respect for those not as fortunate as her, rather than the fact it might have been nothing to boast about...

Yawn's latest story shows her standing in front of a £1m cheque. Except it's handwritten and clearly off her goal board. Tragic.

Castles Mum lost 9lb on the new 4 day plan. You're not meant to do them back to back but she's bought another cos she's going to Greece on the 31st and wants to loose another stone by then so she's gonna leave it a couple of days then start another one......

Sleaze is now calling the NHS the ‘National Holocaust Service’

what a vile man he is

Yawn reckons she's lost 5lb in 4 days, if she has lost it then it will be only water and not fat, you physically cannot lose that amount of fat in 4 days.

She’s lost it courtesy of Photoshop and apps which make people look thinner than they are and deformed.

I've just been looking at the availability of Uber's holiday home (it's on Air BnB now so presumably the exclusive "message me to be added to the private group" approach failed miserably).....from November onwards its "booked" and not not available at all

I wonder if this means its going to be on the market soon 🤔. Watch this space

If it does go on the market, there goes at least one kitchen sink as predicted a few posts ago...

Uber has completely overpriced her holiday home. There are far bigger, better designed gorgeous homes for a lot less. Looking at the other prices she’s charging double a realistic rent.

it’s just too small for that price with no Watersports storage and a pokey narrow stairs up the middle. Other houses moved the staircases along the living room wall where she has put in her fireplace (why) - , this arrangement would have made a lot more sense and had a far better flow but I wouldn’t drag wetsuits upstairs to wash them so wouldn’t stay there.

I think Uber lives in the same fantasy world as Castle, PhD etc. when it comes to biznis outside the pyramid scheme MLM.
They are so used to their eager-to-please downlines digging into their pockets to pay them for overpriced shoddy goods/services that they think they can extend this 'model' into other activities and the money will keep rolling in.
In these massively straitened times especially, the harsh realities of the real world will bite them very hard and show up how poor their much vaunted actual real biznis skills are. Good.

Does Castle’s eldest ever go to school? I’m so excited to find out who her new business partner is 🙄