MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Yes to the gullible newbie the whole “outfit courtesy of…”could read as if she is being paid to promote the clothes like a real influencer and hence mega successful and you should sell aloe gloop too.

But there’s enough plausible deniability that she never actually said that she was being paid she was just saying where she bought her dress.

I'm sorry, but the idea that anyone might believe that a fashion (or mere clothing) house would be seeking the endorsement of the Hyacinth Bucket of the MLM world is just hilarious.

It’s as believable that you can make a million by selling gloop in pockets of time.

😂“the Hyacinth Bucket of the MLM world”! That sums Yawn up perfectly.

I doubt Yawn understands the meaning of the phrase “courtesy of” - it deserves an entry in the Dictionary of Botshite:

The bots’ photos are “courtesy of” photoshop or a filter app. Photos taken of bots when they were not aware that they were being photographed “courtesy of” a rogue photographer are remarkable.

Does anyone know what Yawn got cheque wise?

I think it the other way round - by tagging in the retailer she hopes to get noticed by them and a)get a boost by being reposted and b) get free stuff
she tagged the furniture company when she bought new sofas

Broke is in Turkey to get new gnashers

Bet he goes for ultra white Rylan styleee - perfect for his high life in Birkenhead

Well they're all back home, so no longer in a country that's in national mourning , yet still the cheque amounts are hush hush 🤔

Very telling that Uber is celebrating Bloodsucker's 'achievement' (her cheque is in the public domain any way), but no mention of her own CB...

Is specsaver/ minion bot pretending she has qualified for Bali later this year?

BBF already promoting the '4day reset' for balancing mind and soul - magic ingredient is pea protein

BFF - not bbf

Yep, just like her post that said she was training everyone in the new products in Abu Dhabi.

Blindly copy and pasting.....great business technique there 🙄

Specsaver is giving the impression she earned her place in Abu Dhabi whereas of course she was Yawn’s +1 and had to share a room with her

It is interesting their blind copy and paste technique. I started work again this yr after several years out. We have to be so, so,so careful re what we say, copy and pasting etc. This absolute lack of detail and checking shows how bad they would be in the real working world.
The data breaches could be immense in the real world. They are in the mlm world but pyramid schemes don’t seem to care.

Any ideas on how much the usual suspects got?
i think Castle would have told us by now if it were worthy showing

Lady enquiring about a shaker on Yawns. Look at her fb pages including 09/03.
Yawn make up your mind are you going to sleep for a week or get back to business?

Well Yawn wasn't in Business class, that photo of her plane coming in to land shows her sat behind the wing, that's where economy class is on most planes, even on the huge A380s of Emirates or Qatar airways their economy class is there. No doubt she would have been crowing about if she was in Business class hence the silence on that front!

Interesting what does 2k cc and 5k cc mean in practical terms?

Broke: the Onslow of the MLM world.

Why doesn’t he ask Hyacinth to paint his teeth with Frenchic and go over the fillings with gold leaf?

New product, 330ml of aloe gunk mixed in 2L of water by 3pm. They'll never be off the bog. Hope the boys aren't on a water meter with all that flushing!

As Lanza says, “It’s a monkey-see-monkey-do business.”

Castle’s hilariously bad marketing advice is to not show the product

Yawn seeing double again at her Monday meeting The lady who has supposedly returned to FL has been there all along. She likes to dust them off occasionally

I pity any copywriter Castle hires who will have the Devil’s own job persuading her that the product is the hero of the advert, not her simpering self. “PM me hun!” and “Ask me how!” won’t do.