MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

I require more information 😬

A conspiracy theorist would have something to say about the timing of these two tragic events. As MLM never attracts conspiracy theorists there’s no danger of this happening, but I might change my mind if it transpires that the president recently took delivery of a PUPP box. 😉

Bit of a damp squib really
I’d been looking forward to the ‘reveal’ but it turned out to be a lame group text 🙄

Well, for various reasons, CB party/rally really was the soggiest of damp squibs.
It truly was quite hilariously pathetic- I really don't see that broadcast strengthening any struggling bot's resolve or attracting anyone to FLP.
What was most telling for me is how evidently hollow and lacklustre the whole event is when you strip it of the loud music, light show and forced hysteria. The only bonus for the UK bots is that none of them bar Bloodsucker (who didn't even attend) will have to reveal how pathetic their 'life changing' cheques actually were.

Yes they normally rely on loud anthemic music and flashing lights to whip up the crowd and hypnotise them into a sort of trance

strong vibes of ‘great and powerful Oz’ after the curtain is pulled back

And it looks like the bots headed straight to the airport after the event

Did they travel to the airport on their very own business shuttle? My pig tit fingers typed that as “shittle” - how apt!

My mistake - not all of them - Yawn still balcony broadcasting

Those cheques must be a fraction of previous years for them. Anyone know what they had a few years ago?

So do we know what what Yawn got?

@definitelynotabot After botting harder than ever, Castle's BFF has pretty much equalled her cheque for 2019 ($13K), far from the heady days of 2017 when it was $107K.
Can anyone remind who Physio Bot is and I'll check it out.

Yawn’s excited about a FL trip to Pattaya. If she had a J.O.B she could afford a holiday there without having to pretend to be having fun. I note that also she is banging on about having to work really hard for the perks. What happened to working in nooks and crannies of her time?

MInionMe/Specsavers bot says she's "spent more at the airport than she did in Abu Dhabi" ......judging by the how fleeting a trip it was she probably means she "spent more time in the airport than in Abu Dhabi" 😂

I know of 2 physio bots so am interested which one it is.

Thanks for the updates, I completely missed the rally...but seems I didn't miss much!

One of the highlights of yesterday was the preview of the closing rally being given by one of the MCs- "Here is where we would have had the barges with the fireworks, here is where the stage for the bands would have been, this is where we would have had the sound system and light show and here would...". It was actually a very apt metaphor for the mirages being sold to MLM bots!

I'm only surprised he didn't ask them to manifest those things out of thin air through the power of a positive mindset.

Physiobot (for me anyway) is the one that has young twin girls, seems to be hanging around a lot with Castle's BFF (mum of twin boys) in Abu Dhabi

Yawn’s latest recruitment post is a masterpiece:

“No matter your opinion/preconseption or hearsay, you cannot deny, the generosity of forever is second none”

Mmm ….

The whole cheque parading is on YouTube. I've only scanned it as I have a terrible hangover after a lovely party yesterday but what's standing out is that the amounts are LOW. Seen ManBot and a few other UK people but not spotted Yawn or Uber. If anyone can be bothered it's a full 3 he recording, cheques start about halfway through.

The only figures I have to hand for that particular bot is for the bumper 2017 year, in which she got 22K. I think she may not have figured in 2018/2019, but I'm not sure.

Thanks @NormalForNuneaton Physio bot flew first class. $4-6k is nothing. How does she afford her huge house?!

Did she fly first class or did she blag a quick photo op in that cabin? Seemed odd to be posed standing there awkwardly with her (unreadable) boarding passes rather than lounging in the actual pod space.

I think it's due to her partner's business.

They've always struck me as an odd couple in that you'd never place them together 🤔

I’m finding the “outfit courtesy of … “ influencer schtick hilarious.

Oh you have to declare your freebies? Oh of course.
Much influencer. Very wow.

Yawn is making out these fashion brands are paying her to wear these outfits, she doesn't half talk a load of bollocks doesn't she? A previous poster pointed out that one of her outfits was from Tesco and not Shein, but Tesco clothing wouldn't look good as a hashtag would it? But minion bot and the likes of her are so gullible and eager to please their dear leader they'll believe any old crap.