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MLM Bot Watch 70!

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MarchXX · 08/03/2022 22:14

New fred...

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fromdownwest · 11/05/2022 14:19

PieonaBarm · 11/05/2022 05:24

It looks like PHD is single again

I assume she is staying in Oz now, may have her Oz residency by now…..

Spongebobette · 11/05/2022 15:59

I see Bruv continues to be hilarious - sicking his phone into someone’s face so they leap back in shock. Not the sort of person you’d want to sit next to in an office
he loves his ‘pranks’ doesn’t he
i am put in mind of Colin Hunt from the Fast Show.

Wintersgirl · 11/05/2022 16:20

Spongebobette · 11/05/2022 15:59

I see Bruv continues to be hilarious - sicking his phone into someone’s face so they leap back in shock. Not the sort of person you’d want to sit next to in an office
he loves his ‘pranks’ doesn’t he
i am put in mind of Colin Hunt from the Fast Show.

Bruv is an immature prick, that's the sort of thing a 10 year old would do

Wintersgirl · 11/05/2022 16:33

Yawns hotel is nothing special, looks like a bog standard hotel you'd find anywhere really, through my work I've stayed all over the world and Abu Dhabi has some stunning hotels, such as the Abu Dhabi Intercontinental which is really top notch, Royalty frequented it regularly, and guess what Yawn and Minion? My company paid for the room and all food, FL are really tightfisted with their bots!

SnoogyWoo · 11/05/2022 17:33

Can’t wait to get my Forever Multi Fizz haha

Spongebobette · 11/05/2022 18:01

I’ve re-renamed her MinionMe

as she’s curled her hair to match as well as aping Yawn’s social media boastposts

gottaloveascamhun · 11/05/2022 18:32

Omg can you believe that BBL is not yet 30? I'm 36 and don't want to blow my own trumpet but I look a hell of a lot younger than her 😬

Spongebobette · 11/05/2022 18:47

Ahh good old Forever Living, introducing new products that ALL the FBOs will have to instantly order - great way to keep the cash flowing up the pyramid!
one is basically alka seltzer

SandyDays · 11/05/2022 18:48

Look at them all filming the 'new product launch' just what I imagine wanting to do on holiday Hmm

Twentytwentyhindsight · 11/05/2022 19:30

It's only going to get worse, it's all compulsory jolliness, hunspirational speakers and enforced eeeking from hereon in...

Spongebobette · 11/05/2022 19:42

Hunspirational speakers lol

Norma27 · 11/05/2022 20:05

Love minion specsaver bot describing the country manager as area manager of Warwick 🤣

FeeBeeBooh · 11/05/2022 21:30

Please can I have a clue for minion spec bot I'm blocked on Yawn's FB thanks hunz

Norma27 · 12/05/2022 06:14

I’m rubbish at hints but BGT host who sits next to simon. Then shortened version of Corrie’s liz McDonald actress first name. Add an to the end.

Spongebobette · 12/05/2022 11:37

They are at a big conference centre in bog standard rooms - in a very hot country so there’s a pool
whoop whoop

fromdownwest · 12/05/2022 11:51

So, these bots are using their annual holiday to go to a training / work presentation, most of them leaving their family behind.

It is truly tragic, my own 'little business' has just taken me away for a nice long weekend in the USA, where i diverted all calls and emails to my admin, and enjoyed a no work relaxed time with my DP.

Do they truly believe that they are successful small business owners, or do they know they are unpaid sales reps?

These cheques will be telling, as is the absence of Castle and her mate who built the barn.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 12/05/2022 12:23

Back when I had a 'mere' technical manual JOB, which the bots are so disdainful of, initial training on new equipment (you know, like real, high quality certified training that adds to your employability should you choose to move on) would take us to whichever country the manufacturer was based in, where we'd be put up in much nicer rooms than the bots have to put up with. Not only was it 'all inclusive' (including also hire cars, outings and activities such as skiing at the weekends if we chose), we'd also get a per diem on top of the wages we were being paid, as well as further time off in lieu added to our holiday entitlement for the (not worked) weekends...

None of us felt the need to post endlessly about it, nor were we 'so grateful to our amaaayzing company' - it was just bloody normal.

And, oh, we'd also get productivity bonuses every year, but we didn't have to parade across a stage to get them, or cart them around like a yoga mat, or tell the world about them, or get them in a foreign currency and have to pay conversion charges. They landed in our bank accounts and that's it.

Our holidays were at a time of our choosing, to a place of our choosing, with people of our own choosing, and we'd get full holiday pay while at it. We'd certainly not be doing any working in nooks and crannies of time.

My botted ex knew this, but still chose to be in floods of gratitude to FLP when she was attending ridiculous 'trainings' (which she paid for), staying in the cheapest hotel available sharing a room with another bot she barely knew (which she paid for) after travelling by the cheapest means available (which she paid for) and missing the family weekend (which she didn't get paid for). Go figure...

Spongebobette · 12/05/2022 12:36

I’ve just seen part of a video by the FL owner who was addressing the bots .. it sseemed to consist of exhortations ‘never give up!’ And ‘believe!’
Proper culty stuff

Spongebobette · 12/05/2022 12:41

Oh just spotted FL are changing g the rules for Chairman’s Bonus and Eagles Team

what does it all mean?!

MLM Bot Watch 70!
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Twentytwentyhindsight · 12/05/2022 13:05

Seems like they are making it easier to qualify for CB, but lowering amount of CB that will be paid (unless a bot's biznis is just in one country).

They are lowering the bar for attendance at Eagle Managers' Retreat and for getting EM status.

Looks to me like they are trying to boost the numbers attending the 'high profile' stuff without digging too deep into their pockets. Seems a tad desperate.

fromdownwest · 12/05/2022 13:05

Spongebobette · 12/05/2022 12:41

Oh just spotted FL are changing g the rules for Chairman’s Bonus and Eagles Team

what does it all mean?!

If I am reading the first slide correctly, is that not blood sucker done in like a kipper?

May explain her absence?!

Angrymum22 · 12/05/2022 13:44

Yawn has found a magic mirror that shrinks one leg but not the other. Did anyone else think that she had morphed into Bet Lynch ( old character from Corry for anyone not old enough) in the red dress photo.
And what’s with the naming of clothes retailers? Is she hoping to get paid for promoting H&M or Primark?

BangingOn · 12/05/2022 14:19

fromdownwest · 12/05/2022 13:05

If I am reading the first slide correctly, is that not blood sucker done in like a kipper?

May explain her absence?!

That was my first thought too.

BangingOn · 12/05/2022 14:23

Is Barn Bot/Welsh Rarebot (I can never remember the right nickname- renovated a barn, slagged off tradespeople very publicly, has two young children) still in FL? Her posts are very attraction marketing (vulgar) but no real mentions of FL.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 12/05/2022 14:36

BangingOn · 12/05/2022 14:23

Is Barn Bot/Welsh Rarebot (I can never remember the right nickname- renovated a barn, slagged off tradespeople very publicly, has two young children) still in FL? Her posts are very attraction marketing (vulgar) but no real mentions of FL.

She appears to have gone into some sort of hypnotherapy/NLP career (probs on the strength of an online course that took about 10 mins, and is totally unregulated)

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