MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Thought we would have had lots of photos by now of the bots travelling to Abu Dhabi in business class.

Eeeeeeeek- so excited!!!
First sighting of hideous yellow suitcases on Uber's FB- Global Rally is finally upon us!

@SnoogyWoo - the top bots get a longer stay, hence why Uber is on her way out now. I think Bloodsucker's injury means she has wheedled out of attending.

Yawn showing off a bog standard hotel room and opening the sliding doors to let in all the heat 👀

That is probably the most basic hotel room you could find in Abu Dhabi...

I remember Bestie doing the same tour of a dreary room in Stockholm that had weird stains on the ceiling and describing a scruffy balcony as a 'roof terrace'...

Yes, similar vibes

And the hard work has begun - and the real purpose of the Global Rally - take as many photos as possible to use on social media

That is such a dull small hotel room. With no privacy in the bathroom that's so strange. But you know, "thank you forever"

“Look at this!” It’s a bath.

It is indeed - note the adjoining door which Yawn fails to mention. The room is simply an annexe to a bigger room/suite, providing flexible accommodation for the kids or nannies/maids as needed. A very common set up to accommodate traditional families in that part of the world.

Oh, and they are 20 miles outside the city of Abu Dhabi.

Shut that bloody door Yawn, the heat and humidity are horrendous now.

@Traceyfudge77 That's pretty much what I thought- looks like the room for the help.
What with the 'aquarium' bathroom arrangement, Yawn and Specsavers are going to get pretty intimately acquainted with each other's toilet habits!

How exciting a bathroom/beds/ironing board/balcony/swimming pool.I got the same in Majorca before covid arrived.Notice Yawn is a little shy ☺️.

Yawn had better be careful in that outfit, Abu Dhabi isn't as cosmopolitan as Dubai and even in Dubai you have to be careful how you dress, it's not Majorca Yawn!

I think minionbot is going to be homesick v soon and will miss her family terribly
she’s being encouraged to post boasty stories but it will all be quite a strain to keep up the enforced positivity after a few days of mid 30s temperatures and stifling humidity / and I suspect high maintenance Yawn is no fun to be with for an extended period

Castle and her family are on holiday. The kids seem to be staying with their grandparents and being presented to their parents at dinner.

mind you looks like castle is working whilst away anyway…

Castle banged on several times yesterday about her 'morning run along the seafront', first post today: bottled it but went for a walk...

Who's minionbot? Is that Specsaver bot?

Was Broke in court today? I haven’t seen his name in the court listings near to his basement / penthouse.

Yes, Specsaver bot is minionbot for the trip 🤣

@BSintolerant I found him on a Mags list at a Merseyside Court, 10am appearance, but only as I know the area I kind of knew where to look

Is Broke doing some sort of competitive eating competition or something? He keeps posting plates of food (usually takeaways/'spoons) that look as if they'feed a family

Ah … thank you Pie! I’d forgotten about the Mags in that particular area. I dread to think what he’s done.

It’s a wonder Yawn hasn’t ended up in the cells in Aberdovey for dressing immodestly.

It looks like PHD is single again

Seeing as PhD's vision of the epitome of success is sitting alone clutching a glass of wine in sterile surroundings, who'd know the difference...