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MLM Bot Watch 70!

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MarchXX · 08/03/2022 22:14

New fred...

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Spongebobette · 05/05/2022 19:18

Well put

also, the enforced jollity and whooping at the compulsory events - they end up stuck in an arena cheering about new products

Spongebobette · 05/05/2022 19:19

(I must say I’m rather looking forward to it 🤣)

PieonaBarm · 05/05/2022 19:20

Much as I'd like Castle to go for the entertainment value of her getting a low value cheque, I actually hope for her own mental health she doesn't go. She's not well at all and going to a global rally which she used to go to with Sis will do her absolutely no good at all.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/05/2022 19:22

On a similar note, I remember Broke going down to London to attend a 'founding tycoons' (or similarly preposterously titled event) and ending up sleeping in bus stops.

Spongebobette · 05/05/2022 19:24

Oh god yes I remember

Spongebobette · 05/05/2022 20:39

Omg comedy gold from Nurse, bracing herself to drink a sachet of collagen and saying
‘then again, I drink the aloe Vera gel and there’s nothing worse than that’

🤣🤣

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/05/2022 20:59

Tell it like it is Nurse!

I can remember the look of sheer relief on my boys' faces when I told them that from now on they were having fresh fruit juice with their breakfast and would never again have to ingest the gloop (and pretend they didn't hate it)...

MarchXX · 05/05/2022 21:15

Spongebobette · 05/05/2022 20:39

Omg comedy gold from Nurse, bracing herself to drink a sachet of collagen and saying
‘then again, I drink the aloe Vera gel and there’s nothing worse than that’

🤣🤣

Just watched. OMG she is golden! The marine collagen is not as bad apparently. Phew. I wonder how much each sachet costs?

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Shortpoet · 05/05/2022 22:08

Where is Nurse video? Her instagram is private (great business sense there) and Facebook seems fairly locked down too. I can’t see recent posts or stories.

I will just have to imagine from the descriptions.

BSintolerant · 06/05/2022 01:00

”Tastes like arse!”

Anyone remember that particular episode of This Country? 🤮🤢

SmugOldBag · 06/05/2022 06:12

Shortpoet · 05/05/2022 22:08

Where is Nurse video? Her instagram is private (great business sense there) and Facebook seems fairly locked down too. I can’t see recent posts or stories.

I will just have to imagine from the descriptions.

She's locked it all down. You have to be friends with her to see any posts or stories.

She recently unfriended me and I'm bereft.

Shortpoet · 06/05/2022 07:39

Strange business model to hide all social media, but what do I know? I’m not a bossbabe.

definitelynotabot · 06/05/2022 11:37

Ohnonevermind · 04/05/2022 16:22

I’m going bloodsucker 600k
uber 300k
castle 75k
yawn 25k

Do you think it'll be as much as that?

I had a look back and with a bit of digging found that the year Bloodsucker and Uber got £1m, they were 15k qualifiers.
That year Yawn qualified 7.5k and got £157k.

This year Bloodsucker has qualified at 7.5k and Uber at 5k... so I can't see how this year's figures will be as high unless the total pot is so much bigger (and have global sales really increased since the giddy heights of 2016??).

It all kicks off on the 10th ....

fromdownwest · 06/05/2022 13:45

PieonaBarm · 05/05/2022 19:20

Much as I'd like Castle to go for the entertainment value of her getting a low value cheque, I actually hope for her own mental health she doesn't go. She's not well at all and going to a global rally which she used to go to with Sis will do her absolutely no good at all.

She is well enough to rinse women for her pathetic courses, so zero sympathy from me.

if someone is well enough to actively make money off women who generally can’t afford it, then they are well enough to take the consequences of their actions.

Ohnonevermind · 06/05/2022 14:45

@fromdownwest

I completely agree

BSintolerant · 06/05/2022 18:01

Quite right - she’s a highly manipulative creature.

Ladiva1971 · 06/05/2022 22:25

Does anyone here get littlestarboutiquix adds randomly Pop up on FB? What is the deal with these? Is it a clothes MLM. The clothes they sell look so nasty and the lighting the people have in their houses is so dismal that you can barely see what they are selling.

Spongebobette · 06/05/2022 22:47

Specsaver bot IS going to the rally!!

JaniceBattersby · 06/05/2022 23:24

Can I have a clue for Specsaver bot please?

NormalForNuneaton · 07/05/2022 07:36

@JaniceBattersby if you look at Yawn's photo from 3 days ago where she's duplicated the same people to make the team look bigger Specsavers bot is top row, third one along on both photos.

JaniceBattersby · 07/05/2022 10:22

Thanks @NormalForNuneaton

Ohnonevermind · 07/05/2022 12:45

As Bruv has his new job - looks like graphic design and marketing for FL, I wonder will his bosses let me do a side hustle for Castle or will his contract prohibit him. We will have to wait and see.

Spongebobette · 07/05/2022 15:31

looks like the bots have been looking at this thread

it’s great to have your attention- while you are here, here’s a quick recap of what we are about:

  • alerting potential victims to the scam that is MLM
  • pointing out the deceptions, lies and inconsistencies practised by uplines who are trying to lure in new recruits
  • pointing out the dodgy weight loss strategies you bots promote
  • sharing stories of friends and family members who have been exploited by you bots
  • ridiculing your ‘groundhog day’ existences - recruit, recruit, recruit
if one single person comes across these threads and it stops them signing up under one of you, that would make me happy. But hopefully we are doing our bit to get the word out to more people, that
  • 97% of people LOSE money in an MLM
  • the only people who do well do so by exploiting others
Here’s a well researched article about Forever Living - there are several others on that site which will help explain why these threads are so fiercely anti MLM and will continue to point out the behaviour and lies of top bots

Happy reading

www.talentedladiesclub.com/articles/what-does-it-take-to-reach-the-top-of-an-mlm-like-forever-living/

Wintersgirl · 07/05/2022 19:18

Yawn pointing out the bleeding obvious about purple shampoo toning down brassy blonde hair, everyone and his dog has known about this for years...(rolls eyes)

BSintolerant · 07/05/2022 19:36

Ohnonevermind · 07/05/2022 12:45

As Bruv has his new job - looks like graphic design and marketing for FL, I wonder will his bosses let me do a side hustle for Castle or will his contract prohibit him. We will have to wait and see.

Bruv’s been working for Forever Living as an employee for a while - there’s nothing new about it. He tried to keep it secret but he posted a screenshot of his email inbox in an attempt to look like he’d sold a lot of FL stock. Amongst his inbox was an email from Forever Living’s HR manager enclosing his P60. There we all were thinking he’d sacked the boss …

Aloe, aloe, aloe Sponge! What’s all this about shill bots are dim alerting people to these threads? They’re not very clever are they? Surely the sensible thing would be to follow their own advice: ignore the MLM threads on Mumsnet, scroll on and carry on taking money off vulnerable women by telling them lies about how much money they can make out of MLM.

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