MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Perhaps that’s what sis’s husband wants and has said he doesn’t want himself or his sons shown on open social media accounts

TBH if I were in their shoes I wouldn't want me or my DC to be part of that circus either, especially having photos splashed all over fb.

I'm surprised they're never even mentioned or referred to in any way though eg. "had a lovely weekend, visited X and the boys"

Castle has created a FB and an Insta account for her new business so she’s definitely a professional business developer 🙄

Yes it’s more the lack of even a mention rather than photos.

I see castle is back to naked baby pics (with an emoji covering her baby’s penis - pimping for clicks again.
Her poor poor children.

Why in gods name do parents do this? It makes me sick to think the weirdos could be getting off on this...ugh..give the child his privacy for fucks sake you stupid woman.

Castle now asking her best mates kids to take picture of their mums knickers.

she is a total odd ball

What do you expect from a professional business owner? 😂

Anyone remember Rasher Bot? She’s still grifting away, now selling some kind of magic tablets for £30 for a pack of six that increase the number of miles your car does to the gallon. Sounds totally legit..

I know we used to joke about bots filling up their cars with aloe vera, magic beans, parslaiiii and suchlike but this takes the Law of Reaction to another level! 😆

The mind boggles!

I am eagerly anticipating the next pearls of wisdom as Castle continues to play shop build her new business empire- after the domain name, FB and Insta, will she now be spending huge amounts on 'branding', i.e. designing a logo and placing it on tatty merchandise and stationery, while she still hasn't decided what the actual business will be offering?

Don’t be silly.
Spend all her parents money in expensive websites and other secondary requirements.

Do a mega launch to her ever dwindling group of mugs, go 1000mph for a week, then forget about it and start a new project, again funded my mummy and daddy.

rinse and repeat

Meanwhile she’s busy clicking round garden design sites and thinking up ideas for the patio and sharing with her followers (all her ambitions ideas will of course be enacted by her obedient dad)
she really has the concentration span of a midge.

When I set up my business, I did not have time to eat or sleep for about 6 months!. The idea of a garden design at the time makes me chuckle.

Suppose, she has to spend Mummy and Daddy's money somehow, plus keep engagement.

She is a spend acholic

@Spongebobette That's a bit unfair, midges are very persistent.

I do remember Castle cut down trees last year to fit a pool, but then couldn’t have it NOW so lost interest and bought a blow up one in Argos.

Good thing as I wonder could she afford the upkeep now. Her dad has enough to do without looking after a pool and her mum would be on permanent guard duty to stop the kids going in accompanied.

It looks like Uber spent more than 500k renovating her cottage in Devon. It’s so small, how did she manage it? No wonder she’s begging for guests all the time.

Yawn could have renovated that cottage with a £50 voucher from the range🤣

😂
....and still had change left over

uber’s post offering her accommodation “fancy giving my bank balance a break by taking a break by the sea? The “only” availability in May is most of May”

tis a shame her audience is struggling thanks to the cost of living and the cost of forever living.

Uber, sorry, you’ve already got all their money.

Anyone else looking forward to global rally?? One of my mlm highlights 😎👍🤣

when is the global rally ?

Soon. I think it starts next week

Ooooh, Twats in Hats, long queues for overpriced commemorative mugs, eking over tatty merch, cultish chanting, sad yoga mats, long faces, candid reflections, garish luggage...
So many delights to look forward to!
I think we've probably missed it more in lockdown than the bots have!