MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Brilliant!

With all this increased interest- the price will probably go up.

business pro tip number one

Where possible use your narcissistic desire to show off to ensure that your set up costs in business double before you even have a domain setup.

This reminds me of one of the ways new bots are dazzled and distracted when they join FL (alongside ‘identify your why and create a dream board’

’think up a name for your business!’

as though that is the most important thing to do

FM is not an MLM that gets mentioned here often, it's the one that sells fake perfumes mostly.
Apparently the CEO is leaving and is offloading all her stock at rock bottom prices to the reps. This is not company stock, according to the reps, it's her own personal stock (which of course all MLMs claim is not something anyone should have...).
I suppose if she is leaving she won't care about devaluing the company at all!
I think FM should be renamed the 'Poundland' of MLMs :)

Mmm … think of all the things you could do with a garage full of expensive fly spray. Molotov cocktails anyone?

I hope someone buys that domain name. 😂

I had seen that post @thetemptationofchocolate , but I didn't know if it was the actual 'real' CEO or just one of the many 'CEOs of their own independent biznis'...

That reminds me of someone I used to know who got sucked into Forever Livjng. She stressed how important it was to think about the colour of your stationery. She claimed to have a degree in business studies too. Her name now appears on the Individual Insolvency Register - I suspect she’s financially up shit creek due to all the money she wasted on Forever Living products and travelling miles every week to go to “business” meetings to listen to Castle’s BFF talking drivel to an enraptured crowd in a shabby hotel.

£3,981.00 +£17.12/yr

For a business that has not started, probably will not start, and if it is started will be cast to the wayside when she is bored of it.

This coupled with her admitting that she has spent £100k on training shows she is a clown of the highest order, why on earth anyone would look to her for business advice is beyond me.

Whoever owns it is selling it for $4,995.
I currently have an option on it.

Surely getting your 7yr old son to apply your fake tan is just a little bit weird. Sort of verging on inappropriate.

A 7 year old applying fake tan to your backside is weird on many levels.

Lol

£4k on a domain name for a business with no track record. Absolute insanity, if my client came to me with that invoice I would have to have a word with them!

To be fair, if they came to me with £100k of life coach expenditure I'd have cut ties by then!

Castle’s pronouncements of her genius make her sound like Messiah.

She must be joking about asking her son to put on her fake tan, I’ve sure she called her parents over to do it 🤣

Looks to me like Bruv was driving and filming this evening 🙄

To be fair, that looks like it was filmed leaning out from the rear window, but he ans Sis have form...

Castle is so full of the proverbial.
She is now looking for a copy writer to work with a 'large and growing brand'.
All she's done is buy an overpriced domain name FFS.

The self belief is beyond, large and growing brand!

If you were a mega business owner already, surely you would have this contact.

Anyone worth their cut would stay away from her.

Surley, Mummy and Daddy's money will eventually run out if she keeps blowing it like its nothing

i just don’t see the main stream appeal of an over made up, over filtered, tracksuit wearing Nelly Olsen lookalike, so am pessimistic about castle’s chances of world domination.

Her attention span is so short I wonder if she could possibly have adhd, she has lots
of ideas but jumps in impulsively without thinking them through and then loses interest and money.
Her parents (and formerly her sister) provide a lot of scaffolding, her diaries could have been her way to manage executive function deficits. her spending is reckless and impulsive.

she also shows some narcissistic traits. The world is viewed through her unique prism
and only her view matters. She has less FL minions so has roped in a few extra family members to provide the adoration she requires.

A network marketing CEO guru would have access to all these services and bruv who is a graphic designer would know lots of them. But it’s not cheap. We’re currently rebranding an organisation I chair, and a lot of work goes into it, it can’t be done ‘instantly’ which is the castle way

Instant gratification is one of the lures of MLM

you can become a CEO overnight

@Ohnonevermind All so true.

She has the illusion that if she is spending money, she is developing a business. Yet, the irony is businesses are built with hours and hours of graft, and hard work.

She seems to buy her way to success, yet does not realise that in the real world, that will not work.

Yep, easy money and get rich quick, that's what they want...pathetic isn't it?

Or look like a success and pretend via social media that you are doing brilliantly ….

Bruv seems to have a job doing marketing / graphic design for FL living. Why is castle trawling for names on the internet. Her brother is staying in the static caravan (sorry lodge - copywriter speak) in her garden
She needs to think smart like a CEO and use her contacts rather than asking random people 🤣 that’s what us professionals do

It’s so strange that Bruv and Castle never show any of sis family, not one mention on Bruvs FB feed, she comes across as a single woman. Very odd people.