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MLM bot watch Thread 68

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Spongebobette · 12/09/2021 16:44

New thread
Same old story

MLMs prey on people and rinse them

Here we expose the lies

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/11/2021 19:04

Certainly, the U.K. embodiment of Total-Shite Life (which never filed any accounts, last time I looked) was in Mrs. Messiah's name. I got blocked when I asked him about that a couple of years ago...

YouokHun · 05/11/2021 20:25

Yes, the Republic of Ireland is an example to the U.K. of definite action. It feels like the U.K. is a pretty safe place to start and operate an MLM/PS doesn’t it? Hmm Let’s hope the mysterious pyramid scheme just raided will provide the incentive for taking a closer look at some others, especially any U.K. based close relatives of the Donagal Debt-Maker.

YouokHun · 05/11/2021 20:47

@Twentytwentyhindsight I bet he’s regretting not sticking with a U.K. company now! Especially one in the name of someone else.

I got slung out of the TS Stars FB group for asking no questions and trying to go under the wire. I think I was part of a paranoid cleansing of anyone not worshipping him enough or drinking their bodyweight in Supa Nova, but also part of a battening down of the hatches which really stepped up in September when he knew someone was breathing down his neck (he was suspicious of everyone apparently).

VolcanicEruption · 05/11/2021 20:49

Yawns no alcohol waffle. I had to recheck the date 5/11 and not 01/04.
There could be anything in those bottles I like the way she says you can buy similar in supermarkets . Aren’t supermarkets the real pyramids . So she is dancing with the devil.
Awaits fall from grace and excuses . Answers on a postcard.

Watchingyou2sleezes · 05/11/2021 20:52

Even better is his (completely lacking in self awareness) previous "offer" on The Dunning-Kruger effect.

More and more deluded by the day.

I'd almost wager that he'll be sectioned within a year

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/11/2021 20:53

That would be around the time as I imagined him as Al Pacino at the end of Scarface- face buried in a mound of cocaine, friendless and paranoid as the inevitable end approaches...

Watchingyou2sleezes · 05/11/2021 20:53

@Watchingyou2sleezes

Even better is his (completely lacking in self awareness) previous "offer" on The Dunning-Kruger effect.

More and more deluded by the day.

I'd almost wager that he'll be sectioned within a year

Sorry, thought I'd quoted someone's ref to Weird Willy
JohnStonesMissus · 05/11/2021 21:32

@VolcanicEruption

Yawns no alcohol waffle. I had to recheck the date 5/11 and not 01/04. There could be anything in those bottles I like the way she says you can buy similar in supermarkets . Aren’t supermarkets the real pyramids . So she is dancing with the devil. Awaits fall from grace and excuses . Answers on a postcard.
I'll never understand non alcoholic gins or wines trying to replicate the real thing, I mean what's the point of them? I don't have a gin or a glass of wine for the taste of it, I like the warm fuzzy feeling a glass gives me! Yawn might as well just have a coke.
Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/11/2021 21:37

@YouokHun - I think Messiah went for the Irish option because he knew the bulk of his pyramid scheme's business would be in the U.K. and that it would give him a degree of buffer to be registered elsewhere when the shit hit the fan (I expect the Mrs was also set up as a buffer as the front of the U.K. arm). He also probably thought Irish tax laws would be less demanding.

Looks like he forgot to take into account that Ireland is far more advanced when it comes to laws against pyramid schemes...

YouokHun · 05/11/2021 22:14

[quote Twentytwentyhindsight]@YouokHun - I think Messiah went for the Irish option because he knew the bulk of his pyramid scheme's business would be in the U.K. and that it would give him a degree of buffer to be registered elsewhere when the shit hit the fan (I expect the Mrs was also set up as a buffer as the front of the U.K. arm). He also probably thought Irish tax laws would be less demanding.

Looks like he forgot to take into account that Ireland is far more advanced when it comes to laws against pyramid schemes...[/quote]
Absolutely. What an oversight on his part! But was the set up all his decision or was it his boss’s decision so that the Rep of Ireland could receive funds from a certain company and give them a bit of a 40 degree wash? It’s become clear that Messiah isn’t in charge so I’m thinking Mrs Messiah isn’t the biggest scapegoat in the end. Who knows?!

Mycatismadeofstringcheese · 05/11/2021 22:27

As someone who doesn’t drink often, I do sometimes go for non-alcoholic spirit type drink as I don’t necessarily want a sweet drink like coke or lemonade.

I like the taste of the gin, but I don’t like feeling drunk.

But I resent paying the same price for these as for alcohol. And I don’t bang on about it on my social media.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/11/2021 22:28

@YouokHun - not sure if the Essex godfather was thinking that far ahead when he gave Messiah his little toy to play with. I think he was more interested in the horde of Messiah worshippers he could bring along into a 'spin-off' venture that could be kept at arm's length should things go tits up. The Irish dimension is probably Messiah's call.

YouokHun · 05/11/2021 22:49

You’re probably right @Twentytwentyhindsight. It’s the people still plugging away today. No one will be getting any money this month or again. And there are a lot who have signed up “to make money for Christmas” Sad

BSintolerant · 05/11/2021 23:03

@Twentytwentyhindsight

That would be around the time as I imagined him as Al Pacino at the end of Scarface- face buried in a mound of cocaine, friendless and paranoid as the inevitable end approaches...
In Weird Willy’s case, imagine him standing in his powder (don’t sneeze all at once) - face buried in a heap of basil, friendless and paranoid as the inevitable delivery van approaches ... driven by an emotional vampire.

As for poor Messiah, I don’t think I can express in words how sorry I am to hear of his predicament. Grin

BSintolerant · 05/11/2021 23:08

Oh and Yawn - just one word: “Cheers!”

“Up yours!” is one too many. 🖕🏽🍷

Spongebobette · 06/11/2021 06:59

The no alcohol thing is just another way to get engagement and create a bit of content

Like going ‘plant based’ in her diet

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JohnStonesMissus · 06/11/2021 09:42

Yawn thinks she's the first person to have discovered non alcoholic drinks, the posts are endless....

BSintolerant · 06/11/2021 10:03

Surely Yawn’s on an alcohol free diet for most of the year given the number of C9s she claims to do? Grin

VolcanicEruption · 06/11/2021 10:05

Yawn selling her table & chairs which she painted with UK 🇬🇧.
She is currently at HO doing some training yet AGAIN.

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 06/11/2021 10:54

Does anyone else think clean co sounds like a cleaning product company and imagine those bottles to contain kitchen cleaner or zoflora? I wouldn't be drinking them

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 06/11/2021 10:55

Aha I've just seen it's a brand owned by a z list celeb hence yawn promoting it...very on brand for her

9dartfinish2nd · 06/11/2021 11:10

I imagine there will be a number of top TS LIfe bots who had a long sleepless night last night, wonder what spin is going to be put on this for the minions at the bottom of the ranks?

Spongebobette · 06/11/2021 11:29

I see they’ve got Bloodsucker talking to a (pretty small) group at head office

Looks grim

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WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 06/11/2021 12:57

She is currently at HO doing some training yet AGAIN

It's funny how these "little nooks and crannies of time" seem to be entire Saturdays or whole evenings Hmm

Saturdays should be when these bots should be spending time with children, family and friends not sitting in a tent listening to the same old shit being rehashed again by the same few.

Also, what's going on with Yawn's selfie ....a bit of filter/photoshop going on around the jawline/chin? It looks like her entire head has been cut out and stuck over a photo of someone else!

Spongebobette · 06/11/2021 13:16

‘Same old shit’ is right

Bloodsucker’s tired old story

These events are always mostly ‘my story/ my why/ my success’

That’s not training

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