MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

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@Angrymum22 - I'm blocked by Yawn and can't access my bot-stalking alt account at the mo. Please describe! (Law of attraction says it will not be up for long 😉).

*reaction! Is my autocorrect botted?

Heavily filtered photo but unfiltered in the mirrored sunglasses.

One day I’m going to master that damn strike through function!

Gah. Is no one on Nurses bizniss page who can let us know what the exciting news was?

Sleaze meeting companion. His 2 companies, nothing posted since March 2020 and September 2018. He was banned from fb between October 2020 and June 2021. Dodgy or what?

I have it on good authority that Nurse's exciting news is that she's writing a book about her IVF journey. Unfortunately she's still doing FL and will have some great offers and exciting things on the page etc etc etc

@dickiedavisthunderthighs fairly sure there's a live from 2019 where she says she has written the book, has one more chapter to go and has a publisher and it will be published by the end of the year.

[quote Malin52]@dickiedavisthunderthighs fairly sure there's a live from 2019 where she says she has written the book, has one more chapter to go and has a publisher and it will be published by the end of the year. [/quote]
Sounds familiar. It's the same script this time around. She couldn't actually remember the exact title of it, which bearing in mind it's her own book is pretty spectacular.

I miss Nurse. The dishwater heavy roast dinners, the dreadful goals board in her kitchen, the half lit skincare tutorials. I was silly enough to ask about the opportunity and earning potential and then found myself blocked

Easy enough to create a new Insta account @Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting 😉

I bet Nurse is paying the same "publisher" as Roomie did (the ex-bot who must have bots queuing at her door to tell their story, to speak about their "why" .... and part with their cash to see their name in print)

Wonder what it costs….

@Spongebobette

Wonder what it costs….

According to their website a Publishing and Positioning Package is £6997.

Nurse's mum will have to buy a lot of aloe to cover that

And the VIP package which includes 1:1 with the ex-bot publisher herself is a mere £15k

It's the famous live where she goes through her goals board and her first short term goal is £300 for ceebeebies land.
Other goals are drop another day at work (never happened), get enough deposit to buy house (never happened), make manager (never happened), Disney Paris (never happened) and book publishing.

Goals board must be looking a bit dusty after 2 years.

Yawn is thinking of buying a holiday home in the sun. With what, I wonder?

She must be hoping they’ll accept a gilded grocklebox as part-payment.

@CompleteBarstool

I bet Nurse is paying the same "publisher" as Roomie did (the ex-bot who must have bots queuing at her door to tell their story, to speak about their "why" .... and part with their cash to see their name in print)

To be fair she doesn't just publishes lots of coaches and people who specialise in vague spiritual/self help/entrepreneur type industries that I don't fully understand. And has nailed manipulating Amazon rankings. I know appearances online can be deceiving but she does come across as someone who got out of FL before the business completely nose dived and actually found an ancillary niche.

Would be curious to know how many of the authors actually make back their fees either through book sales or getting business as a result of their book. But that's just because I'm nosy about the publishing industry and whether you can actually make money as an author these days!

@SoosanCarter

Yawn is thinking of buying a holiday home in the sun. With what, I wonder?

“Thinking” about is is as far as she will get. If she’s looking at in the EU she will find her current tax liabilities are nothing when she has tax to pay there too.

There is sun 🌞 in the UK at the moment. Has the project caravan not had an outing yet?

I doubt its roadworthy as, if its anything like her house, she would have ripped parts of it out if it didn't fit with her "vision"

Someone commented on her post that her house looks like a show home inside. Not like any show home I’ve seen.

I'm absolutely fucking disgusted at this recent post from Yawn! As someone with ADHD myself how fucking dare she claim that her 'business content...helps support those with ADHD' what an utter disgrace!

"NEURODIVERSITY

I’m so excited to be working with these 3 ladies on producing business content to help support those with adhd, or living with a loved one with adhd, but also other conditions such as autism

Our business model is incredible at fitting in with parents of children learning to live with their diagnosis’s - which often lead to time out of school & many battles to get what’s best for the children, hard to do whilst you’re trying to hold down a job

We can also show those living with these conditions can thrive in business as learning is at your own pace, you can inject your personality into it & let your amazing selves shine

Each of these 3 ladies are parents of children with adhd & 2 of them have been diagnosed themselves, so I’m able to really pinpoint the best info & structure to put in place to help them and others get incredible results

There are so many beautiful souls in society that don’t get the same chances in life/business because people don’t understand how to help them shine

I don’t have all of the answers, but I’m willing to learn and evolve, so I able to offer so much support & success to all"

Omg Yawn has got her talons into a community of parents of children with ADHD

No opportunity lost eh

🙄