MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

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It must be a big wall if it's going to take 4 days to paint it.

Shouldn’t take Yawn that long to paint the wall; she’s used to whitewashing.

@FranceTeam

What would happen if a nurse recruited say a castle? Would she really benefit herself, or are the rules framed in a way she still wouldn’t get a cheque herself ?

If nurse recruited a castle, the marketing plan is designed so that you can't ride on the tails of just one superstar recruit. You need 2 separate legs to become manager. If your superstar pushes you to manager then you become an unrecognised manager and won't get any of the benefits until you have recruited another leg and got to manager with both legs (or even more) contributing

@thetemptationofchocolate

It must be a big wall if it's going to take 4 days to paint it.

There’s a lot of writing on it.

If your superstar pushes you to manager then you become an unrecognised manager and won't get any of the benefits until you have recruited another leg…

But of course they all own their own businesses. Usually when you own a business you get a say in how it is run. You decide who gets employed and promoted, what you will pay yourself, whether or not you will take dividends etc.

@BSintolerant And many cracks to cover up.

Messiah has tried to create demand for the latest event by saying that he'll release the details early if his post in the rep group gets 1000 'loves'. He's only had half that, and his post was over a day ago....

I saw that Messiah post. I think it’s the second time he’s tried to whip up interest. He’s recently talked about being more “open” about TS Life day to day business as part of the “3.0 relaunch”… (he’s gone very quiet on that). His posts remain absolutely meaningless. Lots of words but no one has got any idea what his posts about bonuses and incentives mean. They’re never handed out, the trips never happen, the prizes are never given.

Can’t see Messiah any more, he must have locked down his social media

If anyone's on the 'Hey Hun # Ban The Scam' pag eon fb there is an interesting post about Glowb (the one that uses pink font on a pink background ALL THE TIME!).
It's screenshots from a bot who is saying how unethical they are as a company, it's worth a look.
However, the bot in question (I don't know who it is) is one of the serial bots and has now joined another MLM. so they don't appear to have learned much.

Castle once again using the tragic events of two police officers to promote her change of mindset messages.

Classic MLM I had no confidence etc

Nurse is going to do two C9s in a row

For pity’s sake 🙄

I know Richie Howey from Team RH isn't very popular on MN but he talks sense about c9 etc. If you have loads of takeaways and shite leading up to your diet plan your body will release water as soon as you start your plan. Hence the miraculous 7lb weight loss in a week on the C9. Who would pay £100 plus for such shortlived results? Why the need for multiple c9s and f15s over time? Oh yeah they don't work. Castle I'duch rather calorie count and graft in the gym than fuck about with the c9

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

I know Richie Howey from Team RH isn't very popular on MN but he talks sense about c9 etc. If you have loads of takeaways and shite leading up to your diet plan your body will release water as soon as you start your plan. Hence the miraculous 7lb weight loss in a week on the C9. Who would pay £100 plus for such shortlived results? Why the need for multiple c9s and f15s over time? Oh yeah they don't work. Castle I'duch rather calorie count and graft in the gym than fuck about with the c9

Richie Howey is a revolting person but he does know his stuff when it comes to the C9! He's great for some people who need to be spoken to like a fucking child, but if you want proper motivation....avoid!!

Oh I know, his approach is unique shall we say, but I do like the way he debunks the crash diets that mlms promote.

Castle has lost 3 and 3/4 lb in a day on her c9. She admits it must all be water whilst stirring weird fibre powder into hot water to drink.

I thought it was against FL’s rules to mention weight loss attributed to C9s. Aren’t bots meant to trot out “it’s a cleanse” and leave it at that? (Maybe “trot out” isn’t the best phrase to use given the laxative properties of aloe vera.) 😉

Castle has moved from a healthy calorie specific diet with exercise to this fad diet. Because it’s much easier. No hard work required.

Also, no mention of her PT chef for a while?

Castle now promoting her PT cookbook. A minion has enquired about the C9 but. hasn’t posted anything since June.

Looking at Broke's last couple of posts it seems he's stopping taking prescribed meds (for anxiety?) and going on to the CBD pills that he's peddling.

Judging by the fact he's suffering horrendous withdrawal symptoms I can only imagine that he's doing this without any medical advice or guidance.

I take it Yawn has sought the expertise of the local Conservation officer before just painting the outside of a listed building?

So people are asking Castle what meals you can eat on the C9. She helpfully tells us there's examples of under 600 calorie meals in the book, like chicken and rice, but Castle informs us she uses Hello Fresh as there's no food waste.

She shows 3 HF meals, one is under 600 cals so is ok - jelly and cereal for afters! The next one is 640 and another 760. They're over the calories but it's ok, Castle has a plan. I thought she might say she would work out how much to take out the portion to make it 600 calories, but no, she'll either work out a bit more (she admitted the other day she's not exercised for weeks) or skip a shake. So not even sticking to the plan she's trying to flog.

She then offers a Hello Fresh referral code (from which she will get discount off a future box)

@JohnStonesMissus

I take it Yawn has sought the expertise of the local Conservation officer before just painting the outside of a listed building?

I’ve just checked, it’s not listed. If she says it is, she’s talking out of the back of her neck, to use a Northern expression.

Oh no, I forgot, she wouldn’t lie, she has one of the most successful independent businesses in Europe.

Ah I see, thanks for clearing that up!