@YouokHun
Yawn says that if you’d told her back in the day when she had a J.O.B that she’d be running a “multimillion pound international business” she have laughed in your face. The international bit comes from tricking a few unwary people outside the U.K. and buying some Instagram likes from India I assume.
Yawn’s kidneys must hurt after all that prolonged laughter. Speaking of which, the results of her social media training are hilarious! I’ve been laughing at Nurse’s Instagram stories so much I feel like I’ve got a coat hanger in my mouth. At least all that laughing will tighten my jowls (all three of them).
It’s also good to know that if your pond has been naughty or has committed a crime it can be pardoned. I’m so inspired that I’m going outside to pardon my pond straight away in case it starts fretting and dries up.