MLM Bot Watch 67: Is it all slowly imploding?

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MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legalmoneymatters/4221787-mlm-bot-watch-66-missing-messiah-and-cheap-lounge-wear

My understanding is that that 'mate' of Messiah's is unwilling to spill all the beans after receiving some quite serious threats, but the attention from the Garda is probably enough to have forced a total battening down of the hatches.
Obviously, total radio silence in a 'biznis' based on drawing other people in for its continuation and survival is not an optimal way to function, so Total Shite Life will probably be disappearing down the pan to considerably less manufactured hysteria than it was launched (if it hasn't already).
I expect Acti-Labs boss, for whom this was just yet another re-branded offshoot (remember Sacked's range) has also decided that this particular venture has shot its bolt and the heat from the feds ain't worth it...

Wig 'what would your future self say to you at this present moment in your life' - it would say put down the filter tool because you no longer look human

@YouokHun thank you! I was hoping it was something like that. Also, dick waving has never been a more accurate description of someone! I'll miss the entertainment of his FB profile though.

Wig and Sleaze seem to have spent last night in a park 😂
Anyone got any idea what their new property scam is? Apparently they can buy your house in 48 hours and help with refinancing.
Of course they can.

Spending the night in a park. Thought they could at least upgrade to sofa surfing 🤣🛋🌊
Yawns lady £400 !!! She has no bizniz info on fb and I notice her mum says congratulations. Pity purchases?
Her ADHD hot potato 🥔 info not getting much engagement .

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Patronising horse shit!

If Yawn’s promising she’s “just saying it as it is” does that mean admitting she’s a lying liar who tells lies to make people part with their hard earned money to fund her lifestyle?

What on earth is “busy information”?

What on earth is “busy information”?

Maybe she's referring to the "busy" distraction of her home decor in the background of her posts - there's so much shit happening in the background with tat littering every vertical and horizontal surface, gold leaf, French Chic'd everything, hearts, cushions, fairy lights, strategically placed designer purses and more garden furniture than your average pub beer garden that she's pared it down to a minimalist approach.

On Yawns latest video she says she is now on holiday and taking a rest as she has worked so hard 🤣
You would think she has solved the world 🌎 problems single handed.
She plays with social media. Will she be a future digital nomad?

Hang on

All those times she’s boasted about not having to work and having lots of family time?

And now she’s saying she’s worked non stop throughout the pandemic?

Come on

Strange how Yawn never goes on holiday .

I mean, I know it's difficult at the moment, but surely someone with her huge income could at least have managed few weekends away, a city break with Mr Yawn, a few days by the coast or whatever.

Did she waste all that time and money on the Grocklebox only for it to sit festering on her driveway?

At a guess Wig& Sleaze were staying at the Holiday Inn which is close to the restaurant they showed and also a tube station.

Yawn and Mr Yawn are debt free and six figure income earners though

@CompleteBarstool

Strange how Yawn never goes on holiday .

I mean, I know it's difficult at the moment, but surely someone with her huge income could at least have managed few weekends away, a city break with Mr Yawn, a few days by the coast or whatever.

Did she waste all that time and money on the Grocklebox only for it to sit festering on her driveway?

I was thinking this exact same thing the other day. All this financial and time freedom yet I'm not sure we've ever seen her go anywhere outside of the odd Wagamamas. Hardly attraction marketing now, is it?!

If I were to go off topic which if course I wouldn't dream of doing, I would also add that she's had her hair up in a ponytail since the Stevie Nicks do.

Exactly.

DP and I don't have the time and financial freedom Yawn (apparently) has yet since the first lockdown last year we've still managed a long weekend in Devon, 5 days in Wales and a weekend away visiting DD at uni. There was also a cancelled holiday in Spain last summer.

(and that's with the DC (older teen & early20s) who still want to spend time with us)

Broke has apparently taken a "step back" and given up Network Marketing for the foreseeable future as his mental health has taken a hit and he needs to fix himself.

@BSintolerant

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It’s been fun stripping our usual information right back and just saying it as it is

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Patronising horse shit!

If Yawn’s promising she’s “just saying it as it is” does that mean admitting she’s a lying liar who tells lies to make people part with their hard earned money to fund her lifestyle?

What on earth is “busy information”?

People with ADHD don't necessarily have short attention spans. What a load of shit.

She’s getting mixed up with cognitive load theory

Summary’s afoot at Totally Shite Life. I’ve just watched a delayed Live from Ibiza which Messiah was unable to do yesterday because he’s been really ill and now Mrs M has it too. Could it be that Mr Covid-Doesn’t-Exist has Covid?! He’s glossing over it so my guess is yes.

Apparently because TSL has been so successful they are going to do what all top companies do and collaborate with a totally separate company called Acti-labs - what a very strange and unexpected thing! He mentioned the tax man and U.K. tax advantages a number of times he also put great emphasis on being a very honest company and launching the new website on 8.8.21 which will be very transparent “because we can be, we don’t have to worry about being mega transparent”. I get the impression he’s had his wrists slapped or had a further warning, so has muddied the waters from a tax perspective in the hope of making it more difficult for Irish consumer crime people to see the €€; the U.K. being much more accommodating of pyramid schemes than the Republic of Ireland.

Thanks @YouokHun - I'm blocked by Messiah and can only occasionally be arsed to use my alt on another device.
Sounds like he's feeling the heat and ActiLabs are going to try to limit the damage by bringing him back in-house (which he always was anyway) and out of the Garda spotlight.
If the long arm of the law looks like it is going to rake much deeper, I expect a falling out among thieves and some very ugly shit indeed...

*Something’s afoot 🙄

Yes @Twentytwentyhindsight exactly what I think too. The Garda are much less sympathetic to pyramid schemes than the U.K. and have some powers beyond U.K. trading standards in their consumer crime division so I expect it’s harder to hide the seven figure sum Messiah and his puppet master have amassed in a Dublin account courtesy of some of the poorest sectors of society.

That's enough loot to lead to some fairly serious falling out. No wonder the would-be informant got cold feet...
It would still require some fairly elaborate contortionism to transfer the ill-gotten gains out Scot-free if the feds are already sniffing around it...

People with ADHD don't necessarily have short attention spans. What a load of shit.

It’s a load of shit topped with a curly turd and garnished with ordure. It’s a miracle she isn’t claiming ADHD can be cured by aloe juice and a pilgrimage to Arizona.

Castle is moving her parents' lodge with a massive crane. Not sure what's going on

Yawns gift ? from FL cheapskates £30 per Harvey Nichols site