MLM Botwatch 55

[Spongebobette]

Yes, thread 55 in a long series!
Thinking of joining an MLM? Forever Living? NuSkin? Younique? Valentus? One of the cryptocurrencies, weight loss coffees or travel agencies?
Read these threads first!
The vast majority of people who join an MLM actually LOSE money.
You don't have a business when you join an MLM, you are an unpaid rep.
On these threads you will find lots of examples of how 'uplines' lie to hook you in and keep you spending your own money.
You should also inform yourself by looking at
botwatch.blog/
ellebeaublog.com/
mlmtruth.org/
on Facebook, MLM Lies Exposed

Any clues on Mrs Window Cleaner? Got the first name obviously.

I’d just like to see what she’s had to say.

Hardly a huge discount (her own words!)

Surname-same as an actress who played Cleopatra and married same husband twice.

Nurse luv £1 isn't a huge discount. When you say things like that you look either really dishonest or really thick. Which is it?

And why anyone would but the FL Ultra Lite Shake

£19 per bag - 14 Servings per bag £1.35 a shake
17g protein 3g carbs

Popular online brand

£19.99 per bag - 40 Servings per bag 49p per shake
19g protein 1.17g carbs

Shows how expensive they are and how incapable of they are of proper nutritional advice

Yep. And nurse claiming they are cheaper than Starbucks - well so is a coffee at home! What a crock

And they contain fructose. Not exactly good for a low carb diet.

It's Christmas and nurse needs money for presents for her son as she has spent all her money on forever shite so she needs to flog what Yawn has been insisting she buys each month.

I hope she sees the light soon.

Shakes are not a substitute for a healthy diet.

Just saw Yawn mention a shake to put on weight.

No no no! If you replace food with shakes your appetite decreases and you lose more weight. Stupid advice.

A shake is not a good idea for a snack if you are aiming for weight loss. They are full of sweeteners and shite too.

Thanks @Jigsawpuzzle

I thought Forever Fibbing’s planes (at least those with the badly photoshopped logo on the side) were powered by aloe juice after being matured in bots’ garages for a year (or six figures) or two, or until the mortgage company steps in. Either that or they’re fuelled by the recycled contents of Yawn’s Bot Potty, the contents of which are also derived from aloe vera.

Someone asked nurse for the ingredients in the aloe shakes. She posted a photo of the nutritional information not the ingredients. The someone then posted 'this is no good as I need to know the ingredients for allergy reasons' and nurse seems to have deleted that comment 🤔 what gives? No ingredients available?

@CodenameVillanelle So the first time she had a genuine comment from a potential customer and she deleted it. Funny old business, innit!

'Genuine'

Hmmmm 😉

Not sure she is online to see the latest comment

'x wow, my husband (a doctor) has just looked at that and said, “why are people ruining their health with this shizzle”? He’s just a hater Hun!

Popular Online Protein:

100% Pure Soy Protein Isolate

FL Vanilla

Vanilla Ingredients:
Soy Protein Isolate, Fructose,
Fructooligosaccharides, Dicalcium Phosphate,
Natural Vanilla Flavor, Guar Gum, Aminogen®*
(Patented Protease Blend), Safflower Oil, Soy
Lecithin, Disodium Phosphate, Ascorbic Acid,
Sucralose, D-Alpha-Tocopheryl Acetate, Biotin,
Beta-Carotene, Niacinamide, Vitamin A Palmitate,
Zinc Oxide, D-Calcium Pantothenate, Potassium
Iodide, Vitamin D3, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride,
Brewer’s Yeast, Thiamine Hydrochloride,
Riboflavin, Chromium Chloride, Folic Acid,
Spirulina, Cyanocobalamin, Sodium Selenite

So it's full of crap, basically.

The Christmas card thing made me giggle. They are years behind on a lot of companies' environmental approaches.

And 8 trees. You are having a laugh. You may as well not fucking bother.

Thing is though, to Trump-supporting Sexy Rexy's clan global warming is probably all fake news. I bet the 8 trees are nothing other than a case of feigning care for the environment to keep the huns whooping.

Given that the FL products are almost universally unnecessary and packaged in plastic, coupled with the expectation for reps to travel large distances by car or plane, it's one of the least environmentally aware companies I know of.

I feel for Nurse. I wish I could shake her and tell her to just give it up!!