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MLM Botwatch 55

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Spongebobette · 26/11/2019 11:07

Yes, thread 55 in a long series!
Thinking of joining an MLM? Forever Living? NuSkin? Younique? Valentus? One of the cryptocurrencies, weight loss coffees or travel agencies?
Read these threads first!
The vast majority of people who join an MLM actually LOSE money.
You don't have a business when you join an MLM, you are an unpaid rep.
On these threads you will find lots of examples of how 'uplines' lie to hook you in and keep you spending your own money.
You should also inform yourself by looking at
botwatch.blog/
ellebeaublog.com/
mlmtruth.org/
on Facebook, MLM Lies Exposed

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acatcalledjohn · 04/12/2019 12:34

1% luck (hardly)
1% talent (hahahahahahahahahaha)
98% never give up (clearly)
100% success (not according to your HMRC statements, and lack of bonus cheques)

AntiBotics · 04/12/2019 12:48

Now yawn’s thatch is a farm. She really is delusional and writes her own narrative.

Norma27 · 04/12/2019 12:55

How did I miss the farm comment. She really is delusional, and a con artist.

BSintolerant · 04/12/2019 13:36

Yawn’s got a pastie? I thought FB had banned nipples! Grin

BSintolerant · 04/12/2019 13:38

Oh, it’s a Ginsters pasty! That’s luxury for you ...

Lunde · 04/12/2019 14:00

Ginsters you say!

That's what happens when you make it big with FL - you get to buy such luxury brands Wink

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 04/12/2019 15:17

Lol at Yawn living on a farm!

She lives in a detached house, surrounded by other houses, on a junction on a busy A road and is a stones throw from the M5!

(I know exactly where she lives as I'm not a million miles away )

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 04/12/2019 15:19

And as for the Ginsters pasty ...rofl!

That's aspirational stuff for you right there! A pasty for breakfast is truly living the dream Grin

AntiBotics · 04/12/2019 16:48

I’m sure she was being ironic and talking about it being a farm because she has so many animals but still Confused
Love how her minions say she has smashed 2019. If only they looked back at recent history to see how low 2019 has been.

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Spongebobette · 04/12/2019 17:03

It’s best to have a memory like a goldfish if you are a bot.

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Gotmychocolateimgood · 04/12/2019 18:33

Are pasties vagan? I think not.

CodenameVillanelle · 04/12/2019 18:39

It was a vegan pasty

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Spongebobette · 04/12/2019 20:02

Nurse’s ‘special December offers’ seem to be part of a ‘team competition’ (Yawn pulling the strings of her minions). This is a post by another downlinebot, she’s the mother of Receipt bot.

Did they all buy the hamper of products in advance, I wonder....

MLM Botwatch 55
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Spongebobette · 04/12/2019 20:22

Oh Nurse

Deodorant as a stocking filler?

How to disappoint your friends and family

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Gotmychocolateimgood · 04/12/2019 20:40

Ah, a vegan Ginsters exists- I didn't know that! Hardly a glam or healthy option though.

Special price! Huge discount! Save £1 😂

Gotmychocolateimgood · 04/12/2019 20:43

If any fucker gave me deodorant for Christmas I'd be spitting feathers.

I hope Nurse isn't getting into debt but fear she might be. Her laptop showed a universal credit icon as the most used website a few months ago. Her little boy is very cute and she wants the best for him, but she's been lied to and is now trying to lie to others. Except it's not working.

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Spongebobette · 04/12/2019 20:43

Hmmmm Nurse is selling 2 toothpastes for the special price of £11.50

Another downline of Yawn’s is selling two for £10

I wonder if they ever look at each other’s pages?

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Spongebobette · 04/12/2019 20:44

(Can you tell there is football in and I’m bored 🤣)

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JaniceBattersby · 04/12/2019 22:47

“PLEEEEAAAAASSE HELP ME”

There’s nothing like a little eau d’ desperation to show people how coveted your products are.

JaniceBattersby · 04/12/2019 23:05

I know someone else who has gone to Bangkok. She is middle-ranking but has quite a large team. Didn’t get a cheque last year but still bangs on about how she bought her home based on her salary (pretty sure it had quite a bit to do with her husband’s salary too)

Anyway, I don’t think she’s been mentioned here before but I’m going to christen her Starbucks Bot. She’s constantly in the place. She’s even had one in Bangkok already.

She’s in Homeschool’s downline. Her team is named after a blue gemstone.

JackDelaney · 05/12/2019 10:11

@Twentytwentyhindsight

Yes indeed.

That's why the recruiting is still being heavily pushed and this totally unfeasible 24k a year income training thing. Whoever she sits with will be taken on a sales pitch which convinces them that 24k is possible. She'll take their starter kit fee and make a pittance from them. But recruit hundreds of people like this and it will make Yawn a few quid.

It really is a disgraceful way to earn money.

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night making money in life from lots of other people's failures. If there was a hell, that's the way to get sent there.

9dartfinish2nd · 05/12/2019 11:37

Seen a few pics from the Networking Ninja's recent success summit and it's frightening how many people seemed to attend this, he clearly has designs on being the UK MLM equivalent of Tony Robbins.
He had speakers from various MLM's including some Nu Skin reps, one of whom who has extremely questionable Companies House figures for the past two years. I'm no accountant but looking at abbreviated accounts dominated with (Brackets) galore doesn't that indicate serious losses

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Spongebobette · 05/12/2019 11:38

aaaaand Yawn's first carefully framed selfie is up on Insta

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ticktock19 · 05/12/2019 12:09

Networking Ninja also did his normal Tuesday live this week with a 'top' Le-Vel bot who revealed that as well as doing 'amazingly well' in the best company that she and her husband won £500,000 7yrs ago on the Red and Black tv show. So I'm guessing a lot of her lifestyle stems from that win 🤔🤔

ticktock19 · 05/12/2019 12:10

On the positive side though, Network Ninja is only doing 9 more of his Tuesday night lives and hopefully clearing off