MLM Bot Watch 54: The never-ending Saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing from the last thread
Link to previous thread:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3677066-MLM-Bot-Watch-53-The-saga-continues?pg=1

PHd is a shakes junkie. She's doing a liver detox. Which is funny as your liver does it all for you.

And she's done a lot of navel gazing to work on her mindset again. She's definitely going to make lots of money now. Definitely. It's like she's put all her words into a bot word generator.

She is an easy target for these companies. Couldn't happen to a nastier piece of work.

Why is she bothering to do an expensive detox when all she needs to do is give her liver a break by not quaffing wine/prosecco at every photo opportunity FFS!

What is it with bots having such a struggle in the first day of no drinking. I like a drink, but if I don't have one it does not consume my every waking hour. Especially at 8am on day one!

A liver detox?

Fucking hell. It's the body's detox organ for heaven's sake.

She may have a PHD but she really is thicker than pig shit.

I see Castle's had a shipment of diaries. 20% off this weekend only. £21.60 for a shit diary. I would say these bots have more money than sense, but in reality they don't have either.

The day that woman goes bankrupt cannot come soon enough.

Castle reckons she pre sold 3632 diaries pull the other one love. At least pluck a believable number from thin air. No way “your team” will be packing up that many to send individually.
If she has sold that many then maybe she’ll be able to pay towards that directors loan. Haha only joking!

Broke is still suspended from FB, but posting on his ex's account, selling CBD bath bombs (I thought you retired from that, Broke) and boasting about his sex life.

I don't remember broke's ex's name! How can she tolerate him nicking her account?

My local FB bot, who is in Castle's downline, posted a live a few days ago. The content was 5 tips for motivating yourself when you feel low. She looked absolutely shattered and like she was just about to burst into tears throughout. Very uncomfortable to watch.

First name is Castle's sister, last name a bird or two slang terms for penis.

Very little engagement on that account.

I follow a poonique bot who made a big song and dance about qualifying for a trip to the Bahamas. She says,

Trying to find flights to Miami in January for when me & Mumma go to the Bahamas is stressful and expensive!

I better start selling lots of makeup this month 😂😂

In all seriousness though... every order counts this month, I HAVE to get my mum on her dream holiday I can’t let her down after earning it and getting her so excited about it 😩❤️

So she just won the accommodation then.

Meanwhile on MLM Lies Exposed on FB an anonymous post from a man asking how to open his wife's eyes re It Doesn't Works, an FM hun decides to be a morally devoid cunt.

It's that sort of behaviour that makes me lose every last bit of empathy for any bot.

I need a bit more help re Brokes girlfriend!

Not au fait with the castle clan I'm afraid.

First name is the red head from Girls Aloud. Or the leader of the SNP.

Has Lipbot split up with Porsche Bot? He’s not featuring in her re-activated FB account and from what I remember they had a two day wedding planned for last May.
Also she’s going to catch her death or have a serious wardrobe malfunction if she doesn’t put away those boobies.

I've just received this. Last time I purchased Avon anything was from a mum at the school 2 years ago. Is this a GDPR situation?

Mmmm, hunz, not sure how good this opportunity is if they are really "recruiting in your area". Can you imagine an Avon bot in every street? Not much scope to make many sales or money, is there? #soundslikemlm

There's already 4 Avon bots in my street of 50 houses, which actually caused some hilarious Facebook dramas one year when we all received books from a new one. Our longest running bot went apeshit bananas and it started what felt like a political campaign.

Cupcake deliveries with books, baby kissing with bright red lipstick... the works.

I just don't remember agreeing being marketed to for recruitment.

@acatcalledjohn
The comments have clearly been edited since, can you give an outline of what happened?

Did he miss his flight to Indonesia?

I get those texts from Avon too, I've never ordered from a rep and only once from the website, about ten years ago when I had a different number.
Genuinely wondering how they got my number now. Is there any way I could find out?

I am puzzled by the misguided pity purchases of family/friends as the bot will only receive pennies, e.g if Nurses mother buys something then the major recipients are Yawn and above .
If she worked in a supermarket Nurse would still get MW regardless of the profits.

Every pity purchase makes the ‘business’ owner feel that they actually have a business

Slightly disgusting confession here:

I’m working in Orlando and tonight was lucky enough to get to see a live NBA game. Unfortunately this was in the Amway Center. Complete with Amway products in the loo. Cue SSDGM not using soap to wash her hands after having a wee, choosing for rinse them under the tap and use boots hand sanitiser out of my handbag because I couldn’t bring myself to touch an MLM product.

@SSDGM Our friend Eyes will be proud of you for your act of MLM Resistance. I’m sure we’re all proud of you. I wouldn’t wash my arse with an MLM product let alone my hands.

In the words of Columbo: just one more thing ... was the Amway Centre’s toilet classier than Yawn’s botpotty?

The pics from the Scottish success day are carefully framed to show there's not just 18 people there. Seriously.

There's bigger meeting rooms in my office.