MLM Bot Watch 54: The never-ending Saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing from the last thread
Link to previous thread:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3677066-MLM-Bot-Watch-53-The-saga-continues?pg=1

Thanks hun, babes, sweetie

They are hilarious aren’t they!

What’s with all the bots buying Gucci belts btw?

Mlm 101: showcase things that people want

Be as shallow as possible to attract Kardashian followers who long to be just as famous without having to do a sex tape.

In my mlm days that stuff wasn't really something I desired and was often told my goals were shit.

Yeah. So the Hilton basically host stuff but that doesn’t mean that they endorse the subject matter of their clients. So in other words. Valentus can do their shitty training there. By that argument they would also host events for the KKK.

And are therefore presumably unconcerned about their brand being tainted by dodgy organisations

PHd tells us a new programme is being birthed.

Wtf. 😂😂😂

@Spongebobette

Yeah, basically. Despite Valentus trying to scam people on their premises, it's not enough for them to can the event.

Oh well.

The bubble will burst for them eventually but by that time many people will have been harmed. You can only try.

Time to update the Wig and Sleaze launch timeline

31st October: crickets
28th October: pre registration lunches in 24 hours!
17th October. 'Registration launches next week'
6th October. 'launches this week'.....
30th September. 'launch this week!'
21st September. 'The wait is nearly over'
20th September. 'In two weeks we take over'
5th September. 'Making plans for final launch'
3rd September. 'Launch this week'
2nd September. 'Our forever home has finally arrived'
28th August. 'Getting ready for the big launch' (after a week holiday)
26 August. 'Edging close to the final launch'
23 august. 'Meeting the CEO just before the big launch'
19. August. 'Positioned on Monday for greatness'
18 August. 'Launch day!'
17th August. 'Tomorrow! The big reveal!'
12th August. 'Last and final project launches next week'
10th August. 'Last big launch is coming'
6th August. 'Ready for the big launch mid August
31st July. 'Nearly time for the last launch'
26th July. 'Ready for our final project. Launch August'
24th July. 'In the next few weeks we launch our final project'
23th July. 'Company opens its doors in the next few weeks'

They're 'moving fast & intentional' as ever...

I love that time line!

More tumbleweed for Nurse on her Aloeween product offers. She's admitted she's suffering with poor mental health. Please give it up Nurse 🙁

Looks like Brokes Indonesia trip maybe postponed / hopefully cancelled...from trying to understand his post then he's had a endoscopy today and has a colonoscopy booked for the not too distant future too. Whatever is the matter with him doesn't appear to be improving (apart from his ulcers!) . Really can't see him flying out this Friday....and I can't imagine him being given reasonable travel insurance whilst under investigation

Thanks @nakedavengeragain - you must have waded through a whole heap of rubbish to get those dates! 😂

Tick Bless you for thinking that Broke would do anything as sensible and responsible as getting travel insurance!

Haha...you can only hope

Do they have debtors' prison in Indonesia? (whereby he cannot leave the country if he has run up debts)

Broke probably thinks he can sign on in Indonesia.

@Twentytwentyhindsight I can’t stop laughing at Schrödinger's bot! Can I add it to the Dictionary of Botshite?

I see that Yawn is no longer a stationary nerd and now professes to be a stationery nerd. Was she, as quantum mechanics suggests, both stationary and stationery simultaneously for a short time - you know, those nooks and crannies of time which must be filled with botulant activities?

We’re all super excited to have helped you with your spelling, Yawn.

@BSintolerant - indeed, as suggested by quantum mechanics, she was both until observed.

The Law of Reaction is pretty damn strong with Yawn at the moment.

"Stationary nerd" became "stationery nerd" and also, after a recent observation on here that the white rangey hadn't been used much in photos, today it made an appearance next the Audi.

Still no mention of the expensive, miraculous double chin shrinking course of cosmetic procedures though after the first one

@Twentytwentyhindsight

Broke said in a post earlier this week that he couldn't go to complimentary therapies as he struggles with his anxiety with new people. So how he'll cope in Indonesia is anyone's guess....

I found you all! Thought I had lost you!

Anyone else noticed Broke is no longer the Hemp Daddy?

He's quit all his MLMs apparently!

Broke will go very quiet about Indonesia I think.
Will all the people who donated get their money back? How does that work?

Wig just kicked out 'launch' into the long grass.

Mid November now apparently. Many of her minions appear to be getting impatient